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The Cuckold
I went on a date with this girl. Turns out she was married and was looking for someone to have sex with her while her husband watched. Hard pass.
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The Sadomastic
I started hooking up with this guy and he asked me if he could use his belt on me. I'm down to get a little freaky so I told him it was fine. He starts whipped me in the ass so hard I saw stars. I told him it was too much then he asked me if I would do it to him. I gave him a whip but he basically wanted me to whip him so hard he would bleed. Wasn't into it.
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The rape fantasist
After I went out with this girl she asked me to go back to her house. I obviously accepted. She asked me to go outside and pretend to break into her house and essentially fulfill her 'rape fantasy.' My penis crawled inside my stomach.
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The grape popper
This guy I was hooking up with got up and left the bedroom. He came back with a bowl of grapes. He wanted me to stick them all inside me then push them out into his mouth.
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The guy with a size complex
After meeting a guy for a date I decided to go back to his place. His penis was on the small side but he made up for it in other ways. In the middle of our romp, he asked me if I thought his penis was small. I said it was a 'good' size and brushed it off. He wanted me to tell him how small it was though. He literally wanted me to sit there and jerk him off while I insulted his small penis. I played along for a few seconds but he kept pushing me to tell him how incredibly tiny and pathetic it was. Wasn't feeling it.
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The guy who wanted me to pee in his mouth
A guy asked me if we could go in the shower. Once in the shower, he wanted me to pee in his mouth.
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The nipple bleeder
I hooked up with a guy who asked me to suck his nipples so hard they bled.
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The guy with a baby fetish
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The webcammer
I went out with this girl who brought me home for a hookup. Fine by me! She asked if it would be OK if she turned on her webcam. I am not sure if she was turned on by being filmed or if she was a cam girl trying to make a buck. Either way, I didn't want to risk my penis being on display for the world to see.
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The shaver
I started hooking up with a guy and he touched downstairs and felt that I hadn't shaved completely. He asked me to get into his bathtub and let him shave my vagina. That was just a little too weird for me. y
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Daddy's little girl
I was having sex with this guy and he kept calling me things like a 'dirty little girl' and talking to me like I was….a little girl. It was weird but I went along with it…until he asked me to call him my 'Daddy.'
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The family affair
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