banana for a distrakshun: $1 the amount it took to hire the guy for the job of certien death: $1,000,000,000 the look on the dude and the cats face wen hes choking on a banana: priceless

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New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

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'They’ve made it clear who their favorite child was, it's only fair he steps up': After always favoring her younger brother, 32-year-old neglected sister tells parents she won't look after them when they get older

'They’ve made it clear who their favorite child was, it's only fair he steps up': After always favoring her younger brother, 32-year-old neglected sister tells parents she won't look after them when they get older

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UPDATE: 42-year-old boss tells 29-year-old employee that she's not being a team player after she solves escape room quickly: 'My boss is giving me the cold shoulder'

UPDATE: 42-year-old boss tells 29-year-old employee that she's not being a team player after she solves escape room quickly: 'My boss is giving me the cold shoulder'

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29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

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"Why are you trying to play mom?": Husband prohibits 31-year-old wife from parenting his 11-year-old son from another marriage, she shows stepson kindness behind dad's back

"Why are you trying to play mom?": Husband prohibits 31-year-old wife from parenting his 11-year-old son from another marriage, she shows stepson kindness behind dad's back

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'I don't want to be the bad guy here': Person tells their sister and mother that they have to return the newly adopted Australian Shepherd puppy because none of them have the time to take care of it properly, the mother gets angry

'I don't want to be the bad guy here': Person tells their sister and mother that they have to return the newly adopted Australian Shepherd puppy because none of them have the time to take care of it properly, the mother gets angry

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