Things That Feel Oh So Wrong But Are Technically Right

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 18, 2020 1:38 PM EST

It might be the simplest equation there is, but true=funny never ceases to be the baseline for all good memes. That's why all the memes from r/TechnicallyTheTruth are downright hilarious, because, well, they're technically true. No matter how ridiculous things get. Don't forget to check out last week's post for even more truthfully funny memes. 

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    Text - 16. Expand 2(a+b) 2(a+b)* 2 (a+ b ) * 2 ( a + b ) 2. 2 (a + b ) 2. NO
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    Blue - It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual, at the end of the day, it's night:
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    People - HOLLYWOOD IS FAKE! Paid actors
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    Text - chicken-nuggets-galore Do twins have the same sized d k? hey-doesnt-he-rap now we're asking the real questions dejacoendou As a twin, I can say my d k is definitely bigger than my sister's. horednanda
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    Text - HELP HELP ACTUALLY "POISONOUS MEANS ITS DEADLY TO EAT OR TOUCH IVE BEEN BITTEN BY A POISONOUS SNAKE "VENOMOUS" MEANS IT HAS A DEADLY BITE OR STING TECHNICALLY THANK CORRECT MAN YOU, I'M HERE TO HELP 4. by Enzo CHEER UP Emo Ko.com OZNE CHEERUP EMOKID.COM
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    Cheek - These people are living in 2030 O 1.8K 212 Comments 189 Shares Like Comment Share Xavier So this pandemic will last 10 more years?
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    Text - Art from Online @the_omega_sin I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder. 07/03/2018, 05:53 "Take him out!" hobbitsetal if you're a praying mantis, it can be all three at once
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    Motor vehicle - This trucker is living in 2099 26.2k 325 tShare Awan ladderbrigade 1y O S 4 Awards He is watching a trailer. 3.9 ...
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    Text - when did women get rights All Images Маps News 1920, Women before 1920: lillildipsy · 8h thats the left side thats missing you dingbat Reply 1126 BroBroBrayBray - 7h For her it's not 246 lillildipsy • 7h her view was unimportant back then + 417 BroBroBrayBray • 7h That was a solid delivery wow
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    Anteater - The Nostalgia Queen O @Snow_Blacck This dude sold PICTURES of a PS5 on EBay and got so many people because they didn't read and I'm CRYING Y'all please read this: 11:14 1 西 : Item About this item Item details Condition New Sony PlayStation 5 PS5 console disc version (IMAGE ONLY) "read description* READ 1 sold 2 available Quantity US $499.00 -us s7.85 Shipping Brand Region Code NTSC-U/C (US/Canada) Est. Delivery Thu, Dec 10 - Sat, Dec 12 Model playstation 5 PS5 Arrives Before Christmas
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    Watercraft - Titanic Replica Will Set Sail In 2022, Following the Same Route As Original O Like Comment A Share O 10.4K 1,549 shares Most Relevant v Good thing we melted all of our icebergs.
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    Eyewear - When you're learning at school and someone calls you dumb That's.. why i'm here
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    Animation - Barnaby 1m How the hell did Azula survive without a helmet? Boomerangs were invented and are able to break kangaroo's necks. 110 Reply Hide replies Carry 1m See, azula isn't a kangaroo 94 Reply
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    Horizon - u/pen_and_inc • 9h • i.redd.it 1 7 2 6 1 1 1 This window I made from sand Image 15.8k 99 1 Share Award Y BEST COMMENTS - HDC3 • 5h Most windows are made from sand. Reply
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    Human - SUPER MARVIL LIXK Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and all wanna touch you. That's a dog's life. Tony, please. It's 1am.
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    Text - Stay on the right path, even if you have to walk alone Ford ORRCH O TESLAMEMESOOMRIN Elon Musk Following @elonmusk That's the left path. 8:41 PM - 19 Feb 2019
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    Transport - Keep in mind that 80% of accidents happen within the first three minutes and last 8 minutes of the flight tiete liale The e Pre-Flight Safety Video lieitz Comentarios 9.7 K 主 X Yoshiaki Okaguchi • hace 1 mes Technically speaking, 100% of accidents happen in the last minute of a flight. 5 לו 2.4 K E 73
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    Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 me: hi my name is matt and i'm an alcoholic AAA: sir this is triple A me: i know i'm explaining why my car's in the lake 12:06 PM 11/23/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    Blue - Elder Scrolls 1988 1998 2001 2006 2009 2012 > II
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    Clothing - The ocean is basically one big soup because it contains meat, salt, and veggies
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    Text - boydoigotstories · 3h The weird thing is I'm a woman and I actually grew a penis after clicking on a PornHub ad 9 doctors hate me Reply 1.6k schmoo_farmer · 2h S 4 Awards If you've ever given birth to a boy, you did indeed grow a penis. 936 EasilyBeatable · 1h If: hate you
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    Colorfulness - r/Showerthoughts • 4d u/ Where the fud is the shampoo 67 15 1, Share BEST COMMENTS • 4d According to the "rules", this is a "shower observation", not a "shower thot". Reply 个 15 • 4d It's not a shower observation because the shampoo cannot be observed 8 +
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    Text - If I was the teacher, l'd give this kid an A. SARGE I DON KNOW HOW Mud Longer We can HOID THEM DEFEND your answer. ANSWER S
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    Finger - UberFacts @UberFacts The clitoris is the only human organ whose sole function is sexual pleasure. It has about 8,000 nerve endings while the penis has about 4,000. überfacts ib 131 132 Comments O Like Comment FACT: that is not a clitoris, that is a grapefruit. Like Reply 42
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    Animation - Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
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    Organism - Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel ok so i got some constructive criticism from my first attempt at drawing birds. many people said the legs weren't realistic enough, i think i finally got it though, lemme know what you think
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    Cheek - "Egg salad is still chicken salad when you think about it " -Glenn Danzig
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    Eyewear - Did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too
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    Motor vehicle - A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver -then died after he was punched back FedEx Express fedex.com bLAck pARty @blackxparty Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.
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    Blue - When is your X-ray They already got me in Oh good! How did it come out Black and white Read 12:17 PM
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    Text - 3 days ago Fun fact: We all know the digits of pi, just not in the right order 6 171 回8
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    Head - Thermometers are speedometer for atoms.
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    Snout - A 4G 75% 09:20 + O r/okbuddyretard wooloo paradox WTF WHICH ONE CAN SAY THE N WORD 299 12 Share POPULAR NEW ТОР JamalLootah5 • 3h • The one with the exaggerated swa... TreatAccomplished719 · 3h Neither, their both sheep and cannot speak English Reply 22 Add a comment
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    Text - @Dravenn_ my friend said she can't hangout this week bc she just gave birth?? u have known the baby 1 day and me 13 years but ok
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    Blue - YOU DRINK REGULARLY OR I DRINK OCCASIONALLY, BUT THE OCCASION COMES OCCASIONALLY? REGULARLY.
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    Brown - Stüssy the Goat eStusay TheGoat Follow in an unforeseen turn of events, it's is actually the anaconda who's got buns, hun
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