15 Poor Souls That Have For Sure Already Failed Their 2017 New Year's Resolutions

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  • 01

    I'll master my profession

    Clothing - Who on Earth accepted this as a return?!?!?! This item is from the summer of 2000! That was almost 17 years ago! Our return policy is 45 days! If you're not sure, ASK! -Management $24.50
    via thevintagekid
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  • 02

    I'll do gooder at school

    Text - Follow Tt @Zxndx SOMEONE COME SCREAM WITH ME Q Chec Completed: 100% C 108% Plagiarism
    via @Zxndx
  • 03

    I'll concede the apology when I know I'm in the wrong

    Handwriting - Hi a Sery tor büng bitch !! 11 Go Same fed vetvet checclacte Chip cooicies Thay aare goad Cnow, becduse I ate half of them Sorry bout that too made Some tuti
    via Mexicansnapwhore
  • 04

    I'll be hella discreet

    Product - Steffan Storch Follow @SteffanStorch Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea
    via @SteffanStorch
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  • 05

    I'll remember to close the door while using the bathroom

    Cat
    via snorri_sturlson
  • 06

    I'll be far less pedantic

    Horse - Bob Velcoro Follow @atbobb Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail Y
    via @atbobb
  • 07

    I'll stop doing dumb stuff when I'm tired

    Text - Tony Webster Follow @webster I have no idea what I told Siri to remind me about while groggy last night, but it certainly wasn't this 07:53 Monday, January 2 REMINDERS 8m ago Collect suspicious pebbles Press for more
    via @webster
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  • 08

    I'll be better at ordering quality shit off Amazon

    Cat
    via cewallace9
  • 09

    I'll pay more attention to detail

    Text - Ravindu Thimantha G. Follow @lamRavindu A Christmas Carol service in Sri Lanka has accidentally printed the lyrics of Tupac's Hail Mary, instead of the prayer #SriLanka #1ka HAIL MARY Makaveli in this... Killuminati, all through your body The blow's like a twelve gauge shotty Uhh, feel me! And God said he should send his one begotten son To lead the wild into the ways of the man Follow me; eat my flesh desh and my flesh Chorus Come with me, Hail Mary Run quick see, what do we have here No
    via @IamRavindu
  • 10

    Annd if I'm failing at paying attention, I won't make it obvious

    Web page - george @grgmell Follow Christ shrek 2 sounds a lot more intense than I remember Shrek 2 2004 U 1h 34m HD Cancer, sexual abuse, deadly weapons of war: Absolutely nothing is off the table with this philosophically minded comic. Critically-acclaimed Films TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD DJANGO WITNESS
    via @grgmell
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  • 11

    I'll quit with forcing my opinions on other people

    Leaf vegetable - ddrpcs eoBeh Coriander Coriander CORIANDER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING IGA e locads like t 100% LOCAL ction Select clean, crisp white ms and fresh-looking tops use this to ruin the lives of the people you're feeding Product of Australia $2.99 ge In an airtight bag in rator crisper. per each 00000000003)
    via MuzzleBlast
  • 12

    I'll only spin a lie, when it's absolutely necessary

    Text - Julie Follow @juliereynaxo iMessage Today 8:27 PM Hey Julie wanna ft? sorry i don't have an iphone /: Read 8:27 PM Aw
    via @juliereynaxo
  • 13

    I'll stop getting myself in stupidly sticky situations

    Text - young slim @g guzman Follow Wowwwww I love how the owners forgot about me now im really locked inside this store PUSH
    via @g__guzman
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  • 14

    I'll be the ultimate bro to other people

    Text - Sorry Ihityour Car thoro's no Scratehes but Someone haS atching me Vour Cars chit Gnyniau Shoutnt of blocked ue in ean hon to Park Cunt
    via _
  • 15

    I'll always look for the positive in an otherwise bleak situation

    Food
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