People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

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Dec 31, 2021 1:30 PM EST

This New Year's Eve might have felt different again past from New Year's Eves. But that doesn't mean we can't reminisce about previous New Year's Eves, where we could freely make bad decisions and wake up on January first full of regret and self-loathing. A Twitter thread asking people to share their worst New Year's Eve stories has revealed some real shockers, which might make you grateful for 2021's lack of NYE party opportunities.

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    Text - Erin Ryan @morninggloria What happened on your personal worst New Year's Eve? 8:32 PM - Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 30 Retweets 771 Quote Tweets 773 Likes >
    via @morninggloria
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    Text - Beth McColl @imteddybless Replying to @morninggloria In a beautiful foreign city with my ex who got hammered, kept leaving me alone, then dumped me, threatened to throw my card and phone in the river while I cried. He took it back in the morning & bought me McDonalds. Would love to apologise to 24 y/o me for putting up with that 8:39 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 451 Likes
    via @imteddybless
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    Text - Timothy Burke O @bubbaprog Replying to @morninggloria I had 11 terrible ones in a row but the worst of them involved escaping from my buddy's girlfriend's family's backwoods compound at 4 in the morning after we realized they were neo-nazis 8:38 PM - Dec 29, 2020 - TweetDeck 1 Retweet 1 Quote Tweet 404 Likes >
    via @bubbaprog
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    Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >
    via @ashleyn1cole
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    Text - Alejandra Ramos O @alwaysalejandra Replying to @morninggloria My long-distance ex who was visiting for the holidays confessed on the 28th (while in my bed!) that he was going on a boy's trip to Thailand for NYE so we would not be spending it together as previously planned. I cried for a week then started a food blog and now I cook on TV. 9:05 PM - Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1 Quote Tweet 248 Likes >
    via @alwaysalejandra
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    Text - Faith Salie @Faith_Salie Replying to @morninggloria Two words: Hawaii. Hooters. 4:45 AM - Dec 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 81 Likes
    via @Faith_Salie
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    Text - Rachel Feltman @RachelFeltman Replying to @morninggloria waited outside radegast for 3 hours in cute clothes cause a friend who was deep into swing dancing had invited us and I didn't know better; had to hang out with nyc swing dancers; tried to get my bf to meet me on the corner for a 1 am kiss (he lived right there) and he said no 8:50 PM Dec 29, 2020 · TweetDeck 13 Likes >
    via @RachelFeltman
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    Text - betty @WheezyKin Replying to @morninggloria My friend got us kicked out of the bar at 10pm and she decided it would be a great idea to run through the yards of the neighboring houses (in 2 feet of snow and a dress) when i caught up to her she punched me in the face and soon after got picked up by the cops. 9:45 PM Dec 29, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 1 Quote Tweet 57 Likes >
    via @WheezyKin
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    Text - Jillian Richardson @thatjillian Replying to @morninggloria Omg the Matt And Kim show where at midnight everyone started making out and a sweet gay man offered me a sympathy kiss (I declined) 8:45 PM · Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Likes
    via @thatjillian
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    Text - amy O @arb Replying to @morninggloria my ex and i got in a fight about i don't remember what but it culminated in me throwing my shoes at him and walking home barefoot 8:33 PM · Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 45 Likes >
    via @arb
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    Text - systemofadowner @LSangston Replying to @morninggloria My then boyfriend surprised me with a little road trip. Had no idea where we were going until we pulled into a strip club parking lot. The strippers also thought it was a terrible surprise. I hung out with them until he took me home. 9:13 PM · Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 107 Likes
    via @LSangston
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    Text - Jenna Sauers (hire me) @jennasauers Replying to @morninggloria Met a cute girl and was semi-successfully flirting when my only truly bad ex (who wasn't supposed to be at that party) walked in, triggering a panic attack in which I cried & hid under a table. Somehow the girl still dated me so the night wasn't a total loss tho my eye makeup was 4:21 AM Dec 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 37 Likes
    via @jennasauers
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    Text - Amy (she/her) @amycookuws Replying to @morninggloria Missed the last train home and spent the night in Penn Station. 8:35 PM - Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 88 Likes >
    via @amycookuws
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    Text - Justin @justin2me Replying to @morninggloria My apartment was broken into while I was out at NYE party. They took my laptop and external hard-drive with everything l'd ever written. I lost whole (shitty) novels. A play. It's been a decade and it's still painful to talk about. 8:40 PM - Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 17 Likes <>
    via @justin2me
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    Text - Its M.Ed._Katka @lts_Katka Replying to @morninggloria Traveled to Rhode Island when I was broke AF to spend it with a friend who ignored me to try and hook up with a guy that had 0 interest in her. She slept in his bed and I slept on a broken couch listening to a band of hipsters poorly play drums until 4:30am 8:59 PM - Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 21 Likes
    via @lts_Katka
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    Text - Sam Vincenty @Shermanther Replying to @morninggloria Dumped a boyfriend at a New Year's party 4 days after my mom's memorial service, he made a massive scene and then called/texted 50+ times that night claiming he was sitting in traffic because of me [party guest looked out the window: "No he isn't."] 8:43 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 55 Likes
    via @Shermanther
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    Text - Sarah Thyre O @SarahThyre Replying to @morninggloria Tough to say, but it might be the time I took LSD and had a huge asthma attack and my also-tripping and completely useless while not tripping boyfriend had to take me to the emergency room 8:50 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Likes >
    via @SarahThyre
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    Text - Jolie Lindley @LVJolieBeth Replying to @morninggloria Agreed to a NYE blind date set up by a mutual acquaintance a month after my mom died and ended up crying in a bathroom stall. Also, the dude spent half the conversation with me railing against public education knowing I was a public high school teacher at the time. 11:19 PM · Dec 29, 2020 - Twitter for Android 8 Likes >
    via @LVJolieBeth
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    Text - mallorie sullivan @malloriesullivn Replying to @morninggloria my best friend and i went to chicago and got in a huge fight bc she wanted to do one thing and i wanted to do another, and then it turned personal, and it got so late we couldn't go out bc taxis were unavailable and it was snowing like mad. the 5-hour drive home was Awkward 8:44 PM · Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 6 Likes
    via @malloriesullivn
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    Text - Erin Riley A O @erinrileyau Replying to @morninggloria I got my first period of NYE, at 11. It has been cursed ever since 8:35 AM Dec 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3 Likes
    via @erinrileyau

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