Pumpkin the Cat Expertly Plays the 'Floor Is Lava' to Avoid Ever Having His Pristine Royal Paws Touch the Grass

The paws of our feline friends are very important. We must worship them like the gods they are, thus make sure their murder mittens never even get a fleck of dirt on them. Their toe beans must always be pristine—lay down in the mud if you must to keep those forbidden fuzzies from getting dirty. 

At least, that's the thought of some cat lovers. If you're a cat person, then you worship your cat, it's just a fact. TikToker “Isabelle Call” proves this with her kitty Pumpkin. This little guy is a small fuzzy black kitten who enjoys his time outdoors. However, that doesn't mean he enjoys the elements of the outdoors. As a god he likes to look down at his kingdom and make sure his peasants are staying in line, but don't you dare make him touch that filthy world. He is only equipped for the most royal atmosphere.

“Things Pumpkin will stand on to avoid the grass”

As his human slaves take his royal highness Pumpkin for a little outdoor time, he must use them and anything else they bring to avoid every touching the gross grass. Thus, making this cat an expert at ‘The Floor is Lava’ game. Pumpkin darts agilely from cat stroller (or should I say royal carriage?) to human body part, to human shoe, to blanket, then back onto human slave, and then some. His abilities would get him a gold metal if the Floor Is Lave was an olympic sport. 

Gets Blanket, Still Stands On Human

Even after his humans got him a blanket to walk on to avoid having to touch the grass, Pumpkin still preferred to walk all over his human subjects. Especially since this was his first time experience the rebellious strength of the winds in his kingdom and Pumpkin was not the biggest fan. If he must, he will use his humans as a shield for his safety. Now he must use his agile abilities to not only avoid touching the filthy earthy ground, but also to survive the winds blowing his fur around like an unruly barber. What will Pumpkin need next in order to avoid these earthly elements and rein over his people?