The views of Ayn Rand with the face of Helen Mirren. Can you get any better? Just kidding, I don't know what views she has and I also don't know who Ayn Rand is. I can't read, remember? Actually, why was I hired to review news sources? And how am I even writing this? The world sure is full of mysteries, for example, who is the current president, and what year is it? Man, I have got to graduate 1st grade already.