Weird And Messed Up Posts Seen On Facebook Groups For Moms

Facebook, and the internet in general, is a big wide world of weirdos. Seriously, if you dive deep enough, you can find some things that make you question everything you thought you knew about the sanity of humankind. Actually, you don't have to dig that deep; sometimes, the weird things are right there on the surface. Like these posts found on some Facebook groups for moms. Seriously, what are these women on?!

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    "The mom group I'm in is a goldmine for crazy. I posted about my 2 year old asking for privacy in the bathroom and this was a comment I got."

    Font - 3:21 A * * ll 68% + Replies Did I just read that right!? 2 years old wanting privacy!? That's a big hell NO for me! My oldest son is 9 and I still shut the shower curtain and sit on the toilet seat and wait for him to need a towel when done. 1 2d Wow Reply Author I'm pretty sure a 9 year old can bathe themselves? I know I definitely won't be sitting in the bathroom when he's that old. 1d Like Reply haha, I sit in the bathroom still with my 13year old 1 1d Wow Reply Write a reply.. GIF
    via u/karmarose420
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    "I wonder why this isn’t working..."

    Font - 4 hrs I need some suggestions! My 16 yr old son is a PAIN in every nerve I have! Super moody, angry, lazy, sneaky, defiant, knows everything, etc.... I know! Typical teenager! But I was a teenage girl once and never remember ever being THIS bad with my mom. He refuses to use the oils I give him, the soaps I provide, even the supplements I suggest he use. He tells me he "prefers the chemically laden, store bought stuff" and wants none of these oil things. I sneak oils into his foods, spray
    via u/norcalgirl1822"
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    "I wonder why she can’t find another baby sitter."

    Font - feeling betrayed. ... 1 hr • O i am LIVID. a seven months now, $100 a week. the hours are easy (9am-5pm, like a regular f basically angels, they sleep most of the day anyway at this age. mas been babysitting for me for job) and the kids are i get a text from her saying she's applying to walmart and that she "can't afford to work for me anymore"???? she's not paying me anything, i'M PAYING HER, what do you mean afford???? have fun working longer hours for LESS PAY you ungrateful bitch and
    via u/Adellx
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    Font - Posted by u/Inked_Chick 1 year ago A whole new level of jealously right there ANONYMOUS POST Can you post? Im losing my shit and need to know if I'm trippin! So my husband has a 6 yo daughter with his ex who happens to look like a mini version of the ex. We get the kid ever other weekend and my husband is always telling her how cute she is or how beautiful or pretty! Or commenting under pictures saying "my beautiful girl" or whatever! It bothers me so much because the kid LOOKS like his e
    via u/Inked_Chick
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    "The unique name olympics are in full swing."

    Product - Mommas please share with me your unique but not off the wall boy names Onyxander (Onyx) O Like 00 1 View previous comments.. Thelonious O1 FINN 1d Like 1d Like Apollo Rainier 1d Like Banyon, Cedar and Sycamore 05 Dane, Zain, York, Finn 1d Like 2d Like Attalos and Arion I have a Forest other names on my 1d Like list were Fox, Leif, River, Atlas, & Koa Berenger (be-rehn-ZHER), Sailor, Hurley, Zambezei, Zahyer, Wilder, Fox, Wolf Skywalker we call him Sky 1 River & Raine
    via u/Wonder-Alarmed
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    Product - Mommas please share with me your unique but not off the wall boy names Onyxander (Onyx) O Like 00 1 View previous comments.. Thelonious O1 FINN 1d Like 1d Like Apollo Rainier 1d Like Banyon, Cedar and Sycamore 05 Dane, Zain, York, Finn 1d Like 2d Like Attalos and Arion I have a Forest other names on my 1d Like list were Fox, Leif, River, Atlas, & Koa Berenger (be-rehn-ZHER), Sailor, Hurley, Zambezei, Zahyer, Wilder, Fox, Wolf Skywalker we call him Sky 1 River & Raine
    via u/Phantomkitty32
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    Found in mom group as an entry for a “bow contest”.

    Product - 2. In my home we believe in 3 things. Jesus, Bows, and Guns. 1d Like Reply ib 8 THMPAO
    via u/Qualityhams
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    "Do babies give hickies?"

    Font - asked a question P in 18m Anyone's twins ever leave not just one but three separate hickies on their significant others top shoulder area? Two on one side and one on the other? I am breastfeeding my 7 month old twins and I have yet To have a hickie from either of my babies, but dad swears that's where he got his.... You and 4 others 17 Answers
    via u/princess_nic0tine
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    "It’s gross Karen. I’m also pretty certain it’s illegal to feed unsuspecting people your bodily fluids."

    Font - My husband says l'm gross for making cookies for work with breastmilk?? It's healthy?????? O 27 42 comments Show him the literature on the benefits of breastmilk - it will keep covid out of your workplace!!!
    via u/hilltophermit
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    "That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works..."

    Motor vehicle - Yesterday at 2:09 PM Ladies, is it true that a NEWBORN can sense their mommy is pregnant? My father in law SWEARS up and down that I am because my baby keeps holding her head up moving her neck around every time I hold her and put her head on my shoulder aas (me and my fiancé did have sex while I was pregnant) O Like Comment
    via u/Snitchster
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    "Maybe because that’s illegal."

    Font - Sigh. Let me try for the 3rd time now! Sigh. Stupid Facebook. I need some advice. I made brownies for my s school bake sale that had breastmilk in them. I didn't have time to run to the store and didn't think it was a big deal (some of those kids could use the nutrition let's be honest). And it wasn't even that much. One of the other moms found out and are blowing it way out of proportion. Idk what to do! Any suggestions? :( b30 246 Comments
    via u/JessicaMurawski

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