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Shake it; maybe it's Legos.
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Whoever made this little guy.
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The maker of the space-efficient Christmas tree.
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"What? I already tried a bunch of times!"
"I'm tired of getting tangled up in situations like this!" -
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The Gingerbread Man has fallen on hard times.
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It'll grow into a new Christmas tree in a few years!
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"There were no Christmas trees in my area!"
But in the words of Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, "life... ahh... life finds a way." -
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Flour Pour!
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09I wasn't going to say anything, but since you did...
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"Everyone makes fun of the redneck until Christmas comes around."
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Only mildly creepy.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
But what about when the imitation sucks biblical amounts of ass? -
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Pimp My Sleigh.
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Even Rudolph has to get his sometimes...
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... but then the missus left him so he had no reason to carry on.
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"Piss off guys, Santa's gotta go break the seal."
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Let's see... 1... 2... 3... 4 decorations.
Whoa there, don't go TOO overboard! -
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Merry 666mas!
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Baby Jesus brought beer...
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... then Santa showed up with hard liquor.
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'K' for Krampus.
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"I've got that crappy boomerang swag!"
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Did you even try at all?
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What the hell, me?
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