So, some animals are jerks, everyone knows that. From octopuses randomly punching other fish to parrots messing with dogs to cats just being... cats. But have you ever heard of a jerk peacock? Well, meet Goofus, or, as he is more commonly known, The Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things. He's a jerk, and we love him.
He has the most terrifying honk-like scream in the world, and he is not afraid to use it, whether it's against innocent feral cats, his humans, or other peacocks. Of course, he's also the kind of the blanket, and he's too fancy for your shenanigans. There's just something about birds having personalities that always gets to us, and Goofus id no different.
The life on a farm sounds absolutely fascinating, and though I can safely say that it is not for me, the thought of growing up with so many animals around and having all of these amazing stories to tell is something that I will always envy. We hope they're all doing well and living their best life with their absolutely hilarious owner.
No, we think Goofus is perfect - both as the name and generally speaking as the animal. There is nothing that we love more than animals feeling happy and safe enough in their environments to get a little jerk-like. And as for the name, Goofus indeed seems like the goofiest of all birds, and therefore, the name is perfect for him.
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