Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code.
Oh, I'm sorry sir, did you miss the part of dating where literally every woman ever has been intentionally misdirected by a man at some point or another? Because welcome to my whole dating life. Speaking for a friend. Anyway, people in glass houses, and all that.
OK, this one's weird. But let's not pretend that guys wouldn't take the opportunity to flirt with your mom if she was in the least bit attractive. At least, a little. Come on... just me?
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