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Funny Tweets Exposing Unrealistic Characters In Every Movie

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    Font - Tom Cox @cox_tom Hello. I am a person talking on a phone in a film. I never say goodbye when I hang up, and weirdly nobody else in that film ever seems to think that is really fucking rude. 9:33 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter Web App

    This one is real. This guy is way too cool for school. He doesn't have time for your silly shenanigans Barabra! Being rude is a part of his character, and it makes him oddly lovable so get with it! Seriously though, this is so unrealistic and nobody would mess with this guy if he was real.

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    Font - Niall R. Thotep @Psychonaut99 Replying to @cox_tom Hello, I am a person in a movie who had received a blow to the head with sufficient force to render me unconscious. I will shortly wake up and rub my head briefly. I will suffer no other ill effects. 11:26 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for Android

    Incredible. Likely this person fell off of a 30-foot cliff, no less. But hey, his head clearly hurts, he gave it a rub didn't he? This all checks out to me. Imagine if they actually included the entire recovery process of somebody going unconscious. I don't know about you but I'd watch 100%.

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    Font - Scott McLean @JoScoMac Hello, I am a person in a film or TV drama and I live in a spacious & very cool downtown apartment, even though I work in a coffee shop (or office, or any job that I don't seem to go to much)..
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    Font - Dr Laura Wood ... @cooksferryqueen Replying to @cox_tom Hello. I am a woman giving birth in a film. It takes seven minutes. I pace about a bit, lie back on a bed, get very abruptly sweaty, yell, and then there is a baby. The baby is clean and larger than you would expect. 11:29 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier Hello. I am a person in a film or TV drama and when I arrange to meet someone later I have no need to specify a time or place.
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    Font - Font - Michael Rhodes @mrmjrhodes ... Replying to @tcurtisphoto and @cox_tom Hi, I'm a teacher in a film and the bell always rings just as I'm summing up the lesson so I just shout that I want your test papers on my desk by Thursday morning. 12:47 AM · Feb 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Lisa Sollors @LisaSollors Replying to @cox_tom Hello. I am a person waking up in the morning in a film and I don't need a wee. Nobody else in that film thinks I'm a medical marvel 9:39 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - AI ... @ajdavies Replying to @pattonoswalt Hello. I am a nerdy high school girl with no friends. You won't believe my transformation when I remove my glasses and let down my hair - turns out I am conventionally beautiful after all and the captain of the football team does want to take me to prom! 8:59 AM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Helena Handbasket @HellaHandbasket Replying to @jamiesmart Hello, I am a person in a film or a TV drama. I will never lock my front door even though I live in a large city and life has been directly threatened and I am afraid. I my will then be surprised when an intruder just lets themselves into my home via this unlocked door. 1:30 PM · Feb 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Margaret Casely-Hayford CBE @MCaselyHayford ... Replying to @Jessicalennard and @cox_tom Hello. I am a person in a movie. I have something urgent & important to tell you. So l 'phone you and rather than tell you the urgent, important thing now, I'll agree to meet later, giving the killer plenty of time to kill me, so you don't get to hear the urgent, important thing
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    Font - Margaret Casely-Hayford CBE @MCaselyHayford ... Replying to @Jessicalennard and @cox_tom Hello. I am a person in a movie. I have something urgent & important to tell you. So l 'phone you and rather than tell you the urgent, important thing now, I'll agree to meet later, giving the killer plenty of time to kill me, so you don't get to hear the urgent, important thing
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    Font - MerD @medepaolo Replying to @pattonoswalt Hello. I'm a collection of bills in your wallet. Whatever you pay for - taxi, pizza, bribe, tip - you will never need to look at me, count me, or require change. I am the perfect amount. Always. 3:23 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Chris Burrows @ChrisRBurrows · Feb 27 ... Hello. I'm a person in a film/tv show who has just been approached by the police about a murder. I will carry on doing whatever job that suspected murderers ( mostly manual labour) do while you try and talk to me. I won't be shocked or concerned by your presence. 7 27 17 586
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    Font - Bernard McNicholas @Bemnix · Feb 27 •.. Hello. In a film I have gone on a trip to Paris and no matter whereabouts in Paris my hotel is, the Eiffel Tower is always visible in the background through my bedroom window. 3 27 17 602
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    Font - MmeDF @MmeDefargeKnits · Feb 28 •.. Hello, I am a person driving a car in a film set in a major city. I will find a parking spot directly in front of whatever building I need to go into. I will not drive around the block 70 times while cursing at the top of my lungs nor will I park in a garage six blocks away. 27 20 403

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