Twitter Annihilates Guy Who Asks Woman For Reimbursement After Tinder Date

The ultimate dating cesspool known as Tinder has been driving us crazy since its inception. It's like the founders brought all the worst dudes of the universe together on the app and were like "have a go at destroying all these women!" In this Tinder tale, a Tinder dude had the audacity to ask his dating buddy if she could reimburse him for the three dates they want on after she decided she wasn't interested. Read on for this Tinder horror story, which she posted on Twitter.

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    Rectangle - it's only fair to ask for equal payment from you from the dates we went on. I believe it was 3 separate times we went out bars/restaurants where I paid for us both each time. I'd say $35 is more than fair for your food and drinks that I got you during those dates. I view you as a fair girl, I hope you'll consider reimbursing me. Thanks! Alex @alexo colbath It's the audacity for me. CK Share Payments V venmo.com Today 5:43 PM Hi Alex hope you're doing well. Would you mind letting me k
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    First, he politely checked in, by asking if she was doing well. I'll give him props for that. Not all guys would have done the same.

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    Product - Alex ... @alexx_colboth How I'm going to sleep tonight knowing I still have that $35 GIF 7:04 AM Feb 26, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,831 Likes
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    But just when you think this guy is alright, he sent one ridiculously long text about why it makes sense for her to pay, even listing specifics about how much she owes him. Hold TF up! Let me get this straight. Because she didn't sleep with you or show you the love you clearly didn't get in your childhood, she wasn't worth shelling out cash for? Hell to the no!

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    Font - lauren @laureennnn14 Replying to @alexx_colboth him asking for the dates to be split evenly isnt the issue here. it's that he waited until AFTER he knew things wouldn't continue to ask. so he wasn't paying to be nice in the first place, he was paying with the expectation of some reward (sex, companionship, etc) which is weird 7:53 AM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 624 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 19.8K Likes
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    Rectangle - Toni Kukoc ... @Booosiebad Replying to @DylanRausch_3 need to set this man up with a go fund me pagee 5:00 PM - Feb 25, 2021 - Twitter Web App 4 Retweets 212 Likes
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    Font - mal ... @menamade Replying to @alexx_colboth There's a wage gap, he can afford it. 11:56 PM Feb 25, 2021 · Twitter for Android 100 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 5,548 Likes
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    Font - Theydie's Things + ... @notneeva Replying to @alexx_colboth dating is like gambling. you put your time, money, whatever into it and sometimes it doesn't workout and you leave empty handed. you made the decision to spend money and now you're mad you didn't win? the casino don't owe you shit. 5:20 AM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 494 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 11.5K Likes
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    Font - Nicole is neither vampire nor squid @deaddropfredd ... Replying to @alexx_colboth Why do men assume that women are vending machines that they need to put money and time into, and then sex comes out? That's not how humans work. 9:28 AM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for Android 31 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 796 Likes
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    Font - justin crosby @jcrosby82 Replying to @alexx_colboth I'm just curious how you managed 3 dates under $75? This guy take you to the park or something? 9:53 PM - Feb 25, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 93 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 7,464 Likes
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    Font - Nia ... @Niaacubb Replying to @alexx_colboth Happened to me before with this guy I met on hinge.. we shared a $20 meal and he tried to charge me $50 just because I didn't want to go back to his place.l told him I wasn't going to pay him and that his breath smelled like feta cheese and then he told me I was a ugly b.tch 6:13 AM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 92 Likes
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    Font - AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready ... Replying to @alexx_colboth and @JLGarsh I always insist on paying half if I'm not into him but l'd bury this guy in my backyard for fun based on this response. 6:19 AM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 397 Likes
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    Font - Marc Deschamps @Marcdachamp Replying to @alexx_colboth The responses to this thread are WILD. Dudes, either pay for the date with no expectations, or ask to split the bill upfront. I have always done the former. No shame if you want to do the latter. But asking for money after things didn't work out? That's petty and ridiculous. 8:14 PM Feb 26, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - The Suzzzz @NachistasNest Replying to @alexx_colboth The time to discuss who pays is when the check comes at the end of the night. I usually ask "do you want to split it?" And if they offer to pick up the whole tab I figure it's their choice. To ask for reimbursement later is just tacky. 3:45 PM Feb 26, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht ... Replying to @alexx_colboth Girl you dodged a bullet. I'd send him $50. $35 for the Bill and $15 to never show his face again 10:34 AM - Feb 26, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ... @castleofsand692 Replying to @alexx_colboth Men are being so defensive, but lemme tell y'all something, y'all are missing the point. Giving back the money is not the issue. The issue is that this person is showing they have no integrity, & no proper upbringing. Any cultured human being would not ask for their money back. 9:00 AM Feb 26, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 227 Likes
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