Man's Effective and Idiotic Loophole Enrages Burger Guy

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Eric Lund
Nov 29, 2021 11:00 PM EST

This post to r/MaliciousCompliance by Redditor u/KarenJoanne0 starts by explaining that the story is her husband's malicious compliance tale. According to OP, when her husband was on his bachelor party with friends, he attempted to order a cheeseburger with bacon at the hotel they stayed at. The guy behind the counter for some reason acted like a cheeseburger with bacon was impossible; only cheeseburgers or bacon burgers were served, apparently. 

OP's husband made the smart choice and asked for two burgers: one cheeseburger, and one bacon burger. For some reason, the employee was infuriated when OP did the obvious and placed the bacon from the bacon burger onto his cheeseburger and left the second burger behind. 

Always fascinating when people resort to using really stupid loopholes just to get something relatively simple done in the first place. For more malicious compliance stories, check out the employee who elected to spend the limit of his per diem for food each and every day.

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    Font - Posted by u/KarenJoanneo 9 hours ago The cheeseburger - baconburger all inclusive hotel fiasco! oC M So to start off, this isn't my story, it's my husbands malicious compliance. Posted with his permission. I promise this 100% did happen. Time wise, it happened 10 years ago, in a cheap all inclusive hotel in Ibiza. My husband was on his 'stag do' (bachelor party for any US peeps) with a group of pals. There were 8 guys, and they did the whole trip on the cheap. A 2 star all you can eat and
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    Font - The incident takes place at the poolside burger bar, where there were staff on hand cooking up burgers throughout the day. The menu was limited - specifically, you could opt for either a cheeseburger or a bacon burger. My husband, being the rebel that he is (!) decides that what he really fancied was a cheese AND bacon burger. He approached the counter, and asked very politely 'if you don't mind can I have a cheeseburger with bacon?
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    Font - The man behind the counter is incredulous, like this question has never been asked before! 'A cheese AND bacon burger' he says 'not possible. We only serve cheese OR bacon burgers'. At this point my husband starts to see red. This is an all inclusive hotel, he can literally have 10 of each type of each burger for free, but they won't combine the two?! He points this out to the burger man, who angrily sticks to his guns 'yes sir, you can have multiple burgers, but you CANNOT have a cheese
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    Font - "Ok' says hubbie 'then I'll take one cheeseburger and one bacon burger'. Man cooks them and passes them over. Very slowly, and quite deliberately, my husband makes a show of opening both burgers on the counter top. He slowly removes the bacon, and places it on top of the cheese in the cheeseburger. He closes the bun, picks up his now bacon and cheeseburger, and calmly walks away, leaving a now plain hamburger on the counter top. At this point, burger guy is incensed! My husband told me th
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    Font - WilliamBruceBailey 8 hours ago I was at Jimmy John's a few years ago (side note: I won't support them anymore due to their political affiliations) and asked for my sandwich to not have tomatoes. On the menu tomatoes were listed on this particular sandwich. The girl working was in her early 20s and it was late night with a lot of bar patrons in line. She told me it was not possible. I thought she was using dry humor and I laughed. She looked at me seriously and said, "We don't have time fo
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    Font - barrymccockner76 4 hours ago This is kind of in that same spirit. Once we ate breakfast at small diner up in the mountains, type of place that was overpriced because of how remote they were. I wanted some biscuits and gravy (American/southern delicacy, they're the best) with my eggs and noticed that ordering a side biscuit and a side of the gravy was about 30 cents cheaper than the b&g order. Exact same food. I pointed this out and the stupid waiter wouldn't let me order them as separate
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    Font - bong_crits 3 hours ago There was kinda a weird (I think it was French) thing about mixing meat and cheese on sandwichs in Europe. I don't think its a thing anymore (probably because of American cultural imperialism corrupting their purity with our hedonistic desire for something as over the top as meat and cheese on a sandwich) but back in the 80's stopping at a trucker stop gas station in France and asking for a meat & cheese sandwich resulted in a similar scenario - buying one of each a
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