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Fourteen People Who Got Straight Up Roasted Like A Marshmallow

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    Nose - tiff @_tiffanylang so my 14 year old brother responded to my snapchat story.. what randy TODAY RANDY You look like the 27 year old substitute teacher that doesn't know how to make class quiet <>

    A lot of the time kids are the pro-roasters. They grew up with social media and their frontal lobes aren't fully developed so they can be straight-up ruthless. I'm not scared of them though... I just keep my distance.

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    Handwriting - When I grow UP, I want to be as funny as you thinK you are.

    This one may also come from a child, looking at the handwriting. But whoever composed this smooth burn knows exactly what they're doing. This kid is going places, and I will be avoiding those places because my sensitive self-esteem could never.

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    Smile - EducatëdHillbilly" @RobProvin. · 3d v There's catfiching and then there's TM whatever the hell this is!?! 875 27 1,400 C 862 hottie karate @srrrhmllr Replying to @RobProvince What a weird way to announce to the world that you've never had a girl sleep over
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    Font - Sex What you won't be getting tonight. "I wish I was getting sextonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..." i don't care what universe where you're from that's gotta hurt.
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    Food - deme @hotcheetoprncss 2d why do british people still eat like they're in the 1800s and don't have electricity BBC Yorkshire @BBCLookNorth Yorkshire, we have an important question. Christmas cake, with or without cheese? Show this thread 1,001 L7 37.5K 187K Rebecca Travis @papimorte Replying to @hotcheetoprncss Why do Americans eat like they have free health care? 5:33 · 07 Dec. 18 Twitter for iPhone >
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    Facial expression - Jeri A Moore @Buckleddown Replying to @davidsirota College students do not have to go in debt to get a degree. They can work their way through like many of us did before the day of student loans. 8:07 PM - 8/11/19 - Twitter for Android Phil Sonher @welplookathim Ma'am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shekels.
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    Font - Dan Sheehan @lts... · Jul 1, 2019 •.. Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society
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    Cat - OSanoBR • for 1 uge siden For anyone wondering, the breed is Adam Driver 2.289 25 25 svar
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    Hat - Enough with the WFH sweatpants. Dress like the adult you're getting paid to be Replying to I'm not taking fashion advice from a guy who looks like he runs the bumper boats at a segregation-themed amusement park
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    Water - Pop Crave @PopCrave 23/3/17 Machine Gun Kelly posted a picture with Halsey on Instagram. mean @discodiick so you're telling me neither of these people are Justin Bieber
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    Clothing - Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.
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    Hair - UNILAD.CO.UK Lil Pump Slams Eminem On Instagram As 'Lame As Hell' 3.3k 2.7K comments • 335 shares Like ל] Comment Share At least Eminem doesn't bear a resemblance to a vandalized pineapple Like Reply 130

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Maya's love for writing comes from her inability to contain all of her thoughts in her head. When she is not incorrectly guessing people's astrological signs and communicating through TikTok sounds, you can find her dancing her heart out in virtually any setting, and/or listening to musical theatre bops that she swears provide more serotonin than any other genre. Her dream is to keep writing, keep traveling, and keep oversharing with anyone that will listen.

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Maya's love for writing comes from her inability to contain all of her thoughts in her head. When she is not incorrectly guessing people's astrological signs and communicating through TikTok sounds, you can find her dancing her heart out in virtually any setting, and/or listening to musical theatre bops that she swears provide more serotonin than any other genre. Her dream is to keep writing, keep traveling, and keep oversharing with anyone that will listen.