People Recount The Funniest Thing They've Said To Their Pets

Admit it, you too have a habit of talking to your pet. There's no shame in that. As pet owners, we can proudly say that we talk to our pets too. Why? Well, sometimes we do it just because it feels natural - they're part of the family after all. And other times we do it because we know they like it too - feeling involved, being treated as an equal.

Of course, they don't understand us (as far as we know), so the things we say to them can be... kinda ridiculous sometimes. And when we asked our amazing Cheezburger Facebook users to tell us the funniest thing they've ever said to their pet, they sure as heck did not disappoint, sharing some of the funniest things we've ever seen.

If you have your own funny pet stories to share, come talk to us in our Facebook community: ICanHas Storytime.

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via Whitney Fulton

It's amazing how often we here catch ourselves talking to their pets as if they understand us. It's just that we understand them so dang well, we can't help but think that they understand us. And if, sometimes, in moments of extreme tiredness, we half expect them to answer back, it's only because we feel like if they could, they would.
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via Angel Lattaro

We love it. No context, no nothing. We don't know if this person said this to their cat or their dog or their pet raccoon. There's no way to know, and we do not care. We can imagine saying this to any of them, and it is the most hilarious thing in the world no matter who is was said to. "Why is there pepperoni in my slipper," said to our pet bearded dragon.
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via Jessica Wilson
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via Jeremy Bethune
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via Marcia Lorainne
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via Lisa Akers
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via Cheryl Twigg
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via Gail Ann Pippin
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via Gail Ann Pippin
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via Amber Boggs
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via Heidi M. Shields
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via Danyka Lewis
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via Tara Gilbar
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via Susan MacDonald
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via Renee Day
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via Sara Herbst
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via Sara Horseman
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via Paul Hudson
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via Deejay Driscoll
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via Anita L. Russell
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via Kristan Gipp
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via Lili Schmidt
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via Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo
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via Adam Dunlap
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via Alyssa Smith
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via Deidra R. Cooper
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via Crystal Lewis Watford
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via Cindy Linstad Schmidt
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via Elizabeth C. Crippen
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via Robin Pischel
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via Laura Sherritt
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via Kathleen Thompson

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