The Time a Bridezilla Found Out She Went Viral and Had A Meltdown

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    Font - ... Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but O OÖ I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice O The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop. SO, without furthe
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    Font - MEN (100-200 LBS) -PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket -Soda Hat -All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material. -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE -BLACK sneakers CHILDREN --RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bulls' it!
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    Font - Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents Ö O l please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reason. You have a year a
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    Font - Hello Invitees! A VERY Important Update. Please read. It has come to my attention that someone went all the way down in this groups creation to screenshot the dress code requirements. The screenshot was taken wildly out of context and has gone semi viral on Facebook and Reddit. I have seen MY POST twice on my regular Facebook account. I could not be more crushed, betrayed, or saddened. I trust each and every one of you so intimately. Knowing someone went behind my back and made fun of me
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    Font - Therefore, I am announcing one of the most unique parties you will ever be invited to in your life (besides my actual wedding.) In honor of the snitch who sold me out, I will be hosting the first ever Polygraph Party at my house, this Saturday at 8:00PM. Bring your inner Sherlock Holmes because we will be hunting out the snitch who put me on blast. You think I'm kidding? I'm not. We just bought a real polygraph test for $99 on Amazon. After the testing is over and we find the rat who did
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    I highly suggest whoever did this just tell me. I won't retaliate, I will simply cut all ties and communication with you (and talk about you for a long, long, time.) If you have any information about who violated my trust and my wedding planning, I will give you $100. Next-- if any of you are unhappy with the dress code requirements, it's okay! You can come talk to me Instead of participating in the dance, you can help the crew clean up after dinner, volunteer to take videos of our dance, or eve
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    Font - Finally, I am outraged at the comments these internet trolls have made about the dress code. DO YOU F KING KNOW ME? DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE DOING THINGS THIS WAY? No??? Then shut up! Go back down to your scum basement and play video games and never f king make comments about people you don't know. My husband and I are certified spiritual healers with over ten years of experience. You all know this. Our wedding colors, fabrics, and intimate synchronized dance are something we hold very dear

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