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All cats eventually learn what some things mean. Some are smarter than others, of course, and will understand more than most. But most of them will know when you're getting up to get them food, they'll understand the sound of a wet food can opening... they'll learn. Some of them though, shock us with their abilities, and the cat of glumshoe on tumblr, did exactly that.

It seems that this little semi omnicient god-tier goblin knows exactly when her human is about to get ice cream. It's only like that with ice cream. And it seems that all it takes are some "ice cream thoughts" from her human for her to come running. 

Posted by Marielru
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    Font - glumshoe Follow My cat has ice cream prescience. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn't care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.
    Via glumshoe
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    Font - But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she's at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She's not smelling it, she's not hearing me say 'ice cream', she's not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream. But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It's the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my

    Same as you wondered, we also considered that perhaps you have a particular pep in your step whenever you're going to get ice cream, but no, it seems that your cat is legit psychic. And I think my cat might be the same. I don't even have to say anything for her to know when I'm about to get her a treat, she just senses it somehow. 

    Via glumshoe
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    Font - cipheramnesia Follow Registering the unique "ice cream gait", try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

    Okay, so the image of that is kinda funny, don't lie to yourself. It's true, ice cream does bring people a whole lot of joy, but to imagine someone having a particular ice cream walk is hilarious - so overcome with love for ice cream that you cannot help but walk in a particular way. 

    Via glumshoe
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    Font - glumshoe Follow But what if it's not my Ice Cream Groove... what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent? There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I'm actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then l'll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.
    Via glumshoe
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    Font - glumshoe Follow I DID IT! I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea. My cat didnt even notice. She didn't smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer. I am free.
    Via glumshoe
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    Sky - casual-derg Follow What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?
    Via glumshoe
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    Cartoon - glumshoe Follow I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?
    Via glumshoe
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    Font - swansong321 Follow hey op your cat is psychic
    Via glumshoe
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    Cat - glumshoe Follow THIS IS SHE: Faleries
    Via glumshoe
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    Font - dell-a-vabeaut-clean Follow You have a semi omnicient god-tier goblin in your house who can read thoughts and can as such predict the future to some degree of accuracy... ..But it only wants ice cream. That's amazing.

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    Via glumshoe

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