The Funniest 'Sorry I Didn't Message You Back' Tweets For The Lazy Texters Out There

Texting people back can honestly feel like a chore sometimes. And it's basically a nonstop rule, like making your bed, cleaning dishes, or being nice to the person who pays you. Your true friends will understand if you're just a sh*tty texter, but for acquaintances, you may need to form some kind of an apology when trying to reinitiate conversation. It can be awkward, but if you're truly out of good ideas for these instances, here are 12 very useful excuses from Twitter that you now have at your disposal.

01

via @amyis_trying

You see, this one is very useful. It says, "Time is a societal construct, and so is your mom." Sassy, classy, and makes negative sense. This one will definitely be used by me in the near future. Next time I forget to hand in an essay this should also work.
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02

via @BriansJokes

This one is a who plan with many different levels. Again, I am here for the creativity and @BrainJokes truly delivered. I don't know if this strategy will actually help you secure and maintain relationships, but you will definitely entertain yourself on the way.
03

via @alexdrag_
04

via @shavnamorgan
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05

via @snitchery
06

via @danadonly
07

via @bbabyyd
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08

via @spiralingidiot
09

via @CaucasianJames
10

via @carterhambley
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11

via @brainwxrms
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via @MichaelTimlin

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