Funniest Passive-Aggressive Ways To Tell Someone To Get Lost

It can feel extremely satisfying to tell someone to get the F*** out of your face, but unfortunately, we can not use such language in every context. There might be kids around, or your mom could be watching, or maybe you're literally talking to your boss and you just know that F*** off is not a logical option, even if they're pissing you off like never before.

If you've ever found yourself tongue-tied in one of these circumstances, fear not, this Reddit thread is full of polite ways to remove people from your immediate presence. Use such phrases with caution.

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via u/throaway_2213

Reddit user u/throaway_2213 asked people to share nice ways to tell people to f*** off. Seems like they can relate to one of the scenarios mentioned before, or at least something like it. Ooooh, sounds like tea to me. Let's see the advice they received from fellow Reddit users.
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via u/phunboy

This one sounds scientific to me. If someone said this to me, I would be too confused to understand what they were really saying. So maybe that's a good thing. This one is useful if you're goal is to confuse, intimidate, or scare. Would definitely recommend.
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via u/Latro2020
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via u/TheMachinesWay
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via u/letmediepleasemom
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via u/macandcheesesammich
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via u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS
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via u/TherealMannbun
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via u/Jeevesvondingles
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via u/Salt-Ad8909
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via u/Paulkim_
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via u/swamptheyard

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