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Accurate Memes For Anyone Over 30, Who Isn't Aging As Well As They'd Hoped

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    Joint - lenny kravitz at 56 vs. me at 26

    It's not really smart to compare ourselves to Lenny Kravitz, on any scale. Some people just don't age, especially celebrities. But a lot of that is because they get certain procedures that ensure it can't happen. I can't speak for Lenny Kravitz, but maybe he took an anti-aging potion as well?

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    Font - snarkandlemons Lein @snarkandlemons I'm at the age where I need at least 3 minutes of stretching before it's safe to get out of bed

    This is insanely relatable. Gone are the days of standing up with no warning. There needs to be a full-on conversation between you and your body before anything remotely physical takes place. It's just more the best. If we get injured, we know it's gonna hang around for a while, so it's better this way. Just trust me.

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    Cap - Mac Dickson Show @MacDicksonShow The older you get, the more noise you make when you yawn.
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    Font - Work Retire Die ... @WorkRetireDie Markers of adult life: 1. 48 hr hangover from a not that crazy night 2. Favorite measuring cup in your apartment 3. Existential panic 4. Athlete younger than you called washed up 5. Watching your friend try to be an influencer for 6 months, quit & never acknowledge it again
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    Font - Give Me Content Or Give Me... @lamPhartacus I'm not saying l've failed to take care of myself over the years but I relate a little too much to "welcome to your 50's" tweets for someone in their early 30's
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    Human body - [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
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    Forehead - When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts
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    Font - Serendipity Christmas Ham Donuts @serendipitydon1 If by hot you mean I'm having to lie on a heating pad for my sore back, then, yes, I'm hot.
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    Gesture - your other mom @difficultpatty I found an ibuprofen on the floor and immediately popped it in my mouth because l'm sure something hurts somewhere.
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    Font - Sara Levine @saralememe Your 30s are weird because half your friends are getting married and half are getting ghosted left and right but none of us know how health insurance works and I think that's beautiful
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    Font - BigKidProblems BKP/ @BigKidProblems It turns out being in your 30s just means you get excited about different flavors of humus
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    Font - jackson @neckdurp Adulting really be hitting different I know can't wait to show you the bath mat I got
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    Font - Jamie PYJAME PARTY? @PyJamieParty Welcome to your 40s. You can basically take all the hobbies you used to have and replace them with indigestion.
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    Rectangle - Chris Stedman @ChrisDStedman Dating in your thirties is like, "so, what do you do for work and fun!! also what traumas have you accumulated by this point that I should be mindful of?"
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    Forehead - Me at 21 vs. Me once I discovered delicious slow cooked meats and beer, lots of beer, like a shit-ton of beer.

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