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Funniest Dating App Tweets Of The Week (March 25, 2021)

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    Font - Assley @ashleynicoo Me: I definitely do not have any sort of relationship trauma or commitment issues I am 100% emotionally available Guys on dating apps: "you're gorgeous! what are you doing this weekend?" Me: *delete* 7:47 AM Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Whenever I think I'm ready to put myself out there again, one guy messages me on a dating app and I freak out and crawl back into my shell. Let's give it another go tomorrow. Or maybe next year. I think I just need to be alone right now. 

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    Font - Cam ... @smoldibs Matching with people I know IRL on dating apps to add a little drama to my life 2:11 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    I love matching with guys I know IRL and being like 'fancy seeing you here!' I'm not gonna date you, but still, fancy seeing you here. I'll never say no to adding fake drama and conflict to my life. XOXO, Gossip Girl. 

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    Font - mitchkawellcustoms. @ChazzK44 Dating apps Team rosters Adding 2 inches to your height 1:54 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - merritt k @merrittk There should be a dating app that matches you based on irony level 7:03 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Tweetbot for iOS
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    Font - Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson ... @MaraWilson Replying to @merrittk One of the reasons that I don't like dating apps is because I am not fluent in sarcasm, in fact I do not understand sarcasm at all. I honestly cannot tell when people are being sarcastic. Also I do not want to laugh so hard I pee myself 9:54 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Sally @saldreth Deleted all my dating apps so now I gotta raw dog my social life 10:52 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - Julia Weinstock ... @Weinstock.Julia Dating apps are too much work. I want a Yente 1:10 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - * mélanie @earthdombaby RIP Zeus you would have loved Tinder 3:34 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Product - lor @illoomi ... yeah sure you all got your tinder stories but have you ever matched with Jesus? You matched with Jesus Jesus 22 9 seconds ago O 65 kilometres away Ok, first of all, those are bad pictures, I am tanner than it looks and the picture Today 8:40 PM Jesus YOU MATCHED WITH JESUS ON 20/09/2019. Sent My child! Jesus love you There is no need to kneel my child
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    Font - ETH ... @SethWentland3 Asked tinder girl if she likes lord of the rings then she unmatched me 2:58 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Corrin Foster @corrinrenee I was going to reactivate OkCupid but I just bought some Old Spice deodorant instead. #todayinonlinedating 2:49 AM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky ... One time a guy on OKCupid asked me if he could take me out for "coffee or it's iced counterpart or hot cocoa or it's iced counterpart" and I was like my guy are you asking me out for chocolate milk 6:57 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Amanda Smith @AmandaRTubbs A guy just asked me "what brings you to @okcupid" and I'm trying to find a nicer way to say "I've had two glasses of wine and I crave attention from men." 7:19 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Forehead - Gordon @bluesbroken Tinder profile V first date 6:47 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - yung perky @yxngperky ... they thought i was gay when i had guys on my tinder but i was really just tryna study my competition 3:22 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - Loveofhuns X @loveofhuns Good afternoon to this Tinder bio My anxiety is +chronic but this ass is ticonic 3:08 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Forehead - Chris ... @chrisaileo new tinder profile is a lock Chris 21 Type a message Send Hey sweetheart Is this your card? GIF
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    Font - Robyn ... @AbsoluteHunzo Has anyone noticed an increase in men holding fish pics on tinder ? Unless you're holding the salmon of knowledge I'm not interested 2:28 AM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.