Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 21, 2021)

Does anyone else get very amused, but lowkey frightened, by people who are so invested in astrology? Like, I want to laugh at them, but sometimes I wonder if they're on to something far too complex for me to understand... eh, probably not. People who spend all day analyzing their star chart, and predicting the next time mercury is in retrograde, well at least they've found something they're passionate about. Plus their tweets are so funny without even trying, and for that reason I love them. Thank you, contemporary astrologers, for your unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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via @CocoxMystic

Are Pisces a hated sign? Do they get roasted? The only sign I know that is consistent sh*t on is Gemini. But I guess people don't mess with Pisces either. Good to know. It's also good that Pisces have @cocoxmystic to defend their honor on Twitter.
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via @PHEAUXBIA

Well, I didn't know that talking to a Gemini is like reading a dictionary. What in the world does that mean? Is their vocab impeccable? Or do they speak in alphabetical order? Or is it just dull af? Is this a common assumption? I'm invested now.
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via @redbylo
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via @caroreadstarot
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via @DIVINEOPAQUE
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via @VinnyDAlmeida
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via @lighterflickk
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via @earthdombaby
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via @earthdombaby
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via @plutonicmoon
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via @faewitches
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via @Leo_Tweets
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via @teaxtarot
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via @thepisceanaura

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