Tumblr Post: Darth Vader's Such A Drama King

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mattstaff
Mar 26, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

We can always count on Tumblr to take us down the rabbit holes that we otherwise never would've entertained. In this case, we have quite the funny series of observations that astutely point out the fact that Darth Vader's a total, shameless drama queen. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about an entitled coworker who couldn't handle a service industry service job. 

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    Rectangle - sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off the lights on his chest panel to make an impression on the Rebels. That whole emerging from the darkness by the light of his saber thing? That was intentional dramatic effect. What a drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring the crap outta those poor rebel mooks.
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    Rectangle - lunacyandlovliness And since they're indicators, he would have had to turn his life support off. So he nearly died for drama. yeahdiomedes Vader lives on mustafar, the planet where he lost 34 of his limbs. Is there ANYTHING he does for purposes other than to be dramatic?
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    Water - defira85 The man flew into an underground temple standing on top of a tiefighter he was flying with the Force while he also made his cape billow dramatically in a nonexistent wind, there is nothing Vader will not do for Drama I have decided that Darth Vader doesn't actu- ally rescue his son because he experiences a sudden powerful call to the Light
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    Mammal - rather, overthrowing all his old allegiances at the absolute last moment and sacrificing his life to save his son by destroying his shrieking wizard master in a storm of lightning and blue flame is the most dramatic thing he could possibly do in that situation and if there's one thing truly left of Anakin Skywalker, it's his instinctual drive to do the most dramatic thing possible at all times
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    Rectangle - IncomingMonkeyTurd · 3y I assume Vader ordered his men to set up the dinner table on Cloud City just so he could look cool standing at the end of it. 6.2k ...
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    Rectangle - HalfBakedCake · 3y · Grievous I can just imagine Vader after the aspirations line being like "Heh, bet Anakin would have loved that." 1 3.7k
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    Rectangle - DisneyBot-2187 · 3y He does all of this for intimidation. Reminds me of Kylo's intimidation finger. 721 ...
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    Rectangle - egalomon · 3y "Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons." - Darth Vader. 4 241 ...
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    Human body - [deleted] • 3y Skywalkers are known to be drama queens of space. EDIT: They ain't drama kings, they're QUEENS. 1 2.7k ...
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