Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid

Do you ever have an amazing question and you notice that it lingers for a couple of weeks, and then eventually you just have to decide to let it go because there is no sufficient answer? Well, welcome home. It seems that many people use Tumblr these days to pose the most thought-provoking questions, and I'm all here for it. Some people even felt brave enough to answer many of these, and somehow made the initial question come off even funnier.

I don't know about you, but it's these kinds of posts that make me not hate the internet so much. Tumblr users, please never stop asking these ridiculous questions. They are simply gold.

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    Facial expression - loloftheday Follow IS THE KOOL-AID MAN THE JÄR THE LIQUID?! or @PIZZASTRIKE Thoughts? lexa-was-the-one Follow Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. parasite-core Follow The liquid is the brain, and like a human brain it needs a vessel to function.
    via garbuge

    This question started quite the drama. It's a very valid question, because who knows? But other Tumblr users did not appreciate it at all. As you can see in the first comment. Lexa-was-the-one really threw around some nasty words. "Buffon," "clown," and "candlestick?" It looks like someone is going to need some ice for those burns.

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    Human body - lipglosswearer Follow why aren't all mugs microwave safe. grow up.
    via heart

    I like the anger in this question. You can tell that lipglosswearer is f*cking fed up with un-microwavable mugs. Who has time for that? We all have to grow up at some point, it's time that our dishes do too.

    Seriously though, why wouldn't a mug be microwavable? Oh no, suddenly I'm reminded of how American's are the only ones who heat up their water for tea in the microwave... Let's move on, shall we?

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    Product - disgruntledturtle Follow Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat equalistmako Follow "Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIES ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D." seasonoftowers Follow Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish he
    via lainey
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    Font - deathpup-deactivated20150330 what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor Follow he'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon holdthebones Follow We never said we'd send him up without a suit you absolute monster
    via gatorvevo
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    Rectangle - ULTRA ultrafacts Follow FACTS If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com bestnatesmithever Follow What if it bites me and it dies? finalellipsis Follow that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. e squad16 Follow What if it bites itself and I die? ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous Follow It's voodoo. the-ordinary-nerd Follow What if it bites me and someone else dies? thepreciousthing Follow That's corr
    via markscherz
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    Font - iwilleatyourenglish Follow does anyone even know what imagine dragons' songs are about iwilleatyourenglish Follow eldritch-horror The alternate timeline they came from beckyhop reblogged iwilleatyourenglish I assume they're not about anything, but just vaguely inspirational gibberish that you can slap in any commercial you want aviculor wiping your ass and slapping your nuts ahsadler dodge summer sales event mallownose League of Legends maybe?
    via liamdryden
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    Human body - unfollower Follow who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war
    via findsthemagic
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    Rectangle - yislsjrhshslhh Follow who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him bubblegloopswamp Follow oh ya timmy's just a good bud there eh madmonstermansion Follow what does this say
    via thewormwood
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    Font - kyleehenke Follow how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target cryptideridan Follow to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target
    via paige-julianna
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    Rectangle - sextronautt Follow •.. how can lawyers argue without crying
    via sextronautt
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    Product - chrissyisabear-deactivated20190 am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
    via ginseng-cankles
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    Rectangle - averagefairy Follow why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
    via defiantcatlady
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    Font - error-ed Follow Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? follow-the-music Follow I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
    via seokjinna
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    Human body - A alphacrone Follow why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees
    via jordanr770
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    Font - tsukidaisy S zackisontumblr •.. Anonymous said I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :( theocseason4 Follow and how can you be sure she's wrong
    via tsukidaisy

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