Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid

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    Facial expression - loloftheday Follow IS THE KOOL-AID MAN THE JÄR THE LIQUID?! or @PIZZASTRIKE Thoughts? lexa-was-the-one Follow Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. parasite-core Follow The liquid is the brain, and like a human brain it needs a vessel to function.
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    Human body - lipglosswearer Follow why aren't all mugs microwave safe. grow up.
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    Product - disgruntledturtle Follow Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat equalistmako Follow "Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIES ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D." seasonoftowers Follow Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish he
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    Font - deathpup-deactivated20150330 what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor Follow he'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon holdthebones Follow We never said we'd send him up without a suit you absolute monster
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    Rectangle - ULTRA ultrafacts Follow FACTS If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com bestnatesmithever Follow What if it bites me and it dies? finalellipsis Follow that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. e squad16 Follow What if it bites itself and I die? ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous Follow It's voodoo. the-ordinary-nerd Follow What if it bites me and someone else dies? thepreciousthing Follow That's corr
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    Font - iwilleatyourenglish Follow does anyone even know what imagine dragons' songs are about iwilleatyourenglish Follow eldritch-horror The alternate timeline they came from beckyhop reblogged iwilleatyourenglish I assume they're not about anything, but just vaguely inspirational gibberish that you can slap in any commercial you want aviculor wiping your ass and slapping your nuts ahsadler dodge summer sales event mallownose League of Legends maybe?
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    Human body - unfollower Follow who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war
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    Rectangle - yislsjrhshslhh Follow who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him bubblegloopswamp Follow oh ya timmy's just a good bud there eh madmonstermansion Follow what does this say
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    Font - kyleehenke Follow how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target cryptideridan Follow to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target
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    Rectangle - sextronautt Follow •.. how can lawyers argue without crying
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    Product - chrissyisabear-deactivated20190 am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
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    Rectangle - averagefairy Follow why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
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    Font - error-ed Follow Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? follow-the-music Follow I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
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    Human body - A alphacrone Follow why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees
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    Font - tsukidaisy S zackisontumblr •.. Anonymous said I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :( theocseason4 Follow and how can you be sure she's wrong

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