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Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

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    Font - CAM @camqor a whiteclaw just rolled past me while I was walking home.. first signs of summer 12:39 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    The White Claw is a creature that lurks on every corner, especially when you least expect it. Not even summer yet, yet the infamous drink managed to sneak up on our innocent Twitter user, with no one else in sight. Iconic, yet dangerous at the same time. Stay safe out there in the Claw jungle, y'all! 

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    Glasses - chris @chrisneedssleep ... Me after drinking my eighth white claw: 99 well, I guess this is throwing up TRUS 10:14 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    To be fair, Chris here may have gone a bit overboard with the Claw. Just because this sexy and sparkling hard seltzer tastes like candy, it's not alcohol-free, and you knew this when you signed up for it. You gotta accept the consequences that come with overindulging with the Claw lifestyle, my guy. 

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    Font - téa not tea @notteaannhall Wake up in the morning thinking about so many things.. like how did I get home yesterday and why am I using a half empty whiteclaw as a pillow 4:07 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - dakota @skateadjacent ... me buying whiteclaw before going to the park UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BUGO BO
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    Font - the family juulz @cowboytreason ... i'm a simple guy. i buy new jeans and then i drink a lime white claw on the porch in 60 degree weather listening to a little rilo kiley and i realize life might be alright 1:17 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Liquid - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ
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    Font - jessy / jouch @jouchprincess ... // alcohol Why am I drunk off of one white claw???? Girlie what 2:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - IsabelleX ... @isabellezstrow I hate to admit this but it's been too long since I've had a white claw and I really want one rn. Yes l'm fully aware that it's 8:36 am. 5:36 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - mari$$a @macmarizzle i shotgunned a white claw and deadass opened it with my thumb and it squirted all on my face f in my eyes and shit 4:28 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - PR Freddy @FreddyG503 ... A white claw a day, keeps the doctor away 6 6:34 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - SLEEPNET REVIEW IN BIO! @qbikmusik ... Seltzer water tricks my brain into thinking its drunk cause im so used to Whiteclaw, goddamn placebo effect lol 2:52 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Riley @Rileyjgraham12 ... Kinda crazy what one white claw will do for my confidence 2:23 AM · Mar 31, 2021 from Bend, OR · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - TBD @TinyBigDude My trunk has a habit of just popping open randomly, which is annoying but co-workers regularly alert me. Usually it's just cracked, nbd. Today it was wide ass open so that all the trash including an empty White Claw case could be seen. These people must think I'm disgusting 11:46 PM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Gretchen @geauxgretchen Today has been rough. Just want to go home, throw on my red panda onesie, and drink a White Claw or two. 11:34 PM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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    Font - Brady For The Boys @bradyedwards10 I've been told this summer is white boy summer and I've come up with 3 rules; 1. Shorts should be a full hand length above your knees, preferably pastel colored 2. We will exclusively drink the white claw variety pack NO 3 3. Anything off Culture 1 by the amigos is our anthem GL 3:11 AM · Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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