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People Tweet The Most Ridiculous Things They Thought When They Were Younger

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    Font - Kristen Arnett ... @Kristen_Arnett what's something extremely bizarre you believed as a very young child? i definitely thought that any cheese that had holes in it was caused by mice who lived inside it 2:50 AM - 12/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone 461 Retweets 1,625 Quote Tweets 12.9K Likes

    Twitter user @Kristen_Arnett asked people to share the bizarre things they actually believed when they were young children. She starts off of course by sharing her own 'less-than-true' fact.

    I can totally see where she got that from. I'm sure you can find a million cartoons that have mice and cheese together. Why wouldn't the little holes be created by even littl-er mice? Sounds legit to me.

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    Rectangle - Sophie Vershbow @sver... · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett I thought sex (specifically to make a baby) took all night. Like, 10pm-7am. O 32 O 742 Show replies

    I'm not sure where this one came from. It kind of makes sex seems like more of a chore, which is low-key hilarious. Usually, the bizarre things kids believe about sex are more about how babies are made, and less about the actual schedule of intercourse. But, let's just hope that Sophie's future partner can really last all night.

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    Font - Alyssa Godesky @alyssa... · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... My sister's name is Leah, and she did gymnastics, wearing a leotard...or, Leah-tard as I thought. It only seemed natural for me to wear an Alyssatard. I believed you just named it after yourself for much longer than I can admit O 17 27 19 1,369 Show replies
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    Font - CJ's Goldfish @Jocelyn_... · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... Used to sit in the tub as a small child & pat the top of the water. I could feel that, so I knew it was there, but when I put my hand under the (warm) water, I couldn't feel it in the same way so was puzzled about whether it existed or not. I thought water was just a skin on top Q2 272 O 210 Show replies
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    Font - nninna @NtapestryN 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... As a bilingual kid, I used to believe that all countries have 2 default languages: the language they use at home (the native language), and the language they use when they want to be fancy (their English). 92 38 Show replies
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    Font - Angelle Conant @angell... · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... I thought my parents got a divorce because my mom was bad at sex. And I came to that conclusion because on my mom's drivers license it said "Sex: F" 3 278 221
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    Font - Chris Turnbow @cturnbow · 12/20/20 .. Replying to @Kristen_Arnett I believed there was this guy who flew around the world once a year bringing presents to children
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    Terrestrial plant - Moose Friend @sarahthe... · 12/20/20 ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 277 291
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    Font - Scott @wskinne3 · 12/21/20 ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett I thought lobsters/crabs/various pinchy crustations came out from under my bed at night so I couldn't get out of bed or they would attack me
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    Rectangle - thanataus @TauZaman · 12/20/20 ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett That touching a ladybug would kill you because they have spots like poisonous frogs
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    Rectangle - elise valderrama roeden... · 12/20/20 ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett I thought if you sat on boys' pee you'd get pregnant.
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    Rectangle - Megan Galbraith @mega... · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... I also thought that a snake lived in the toilet and that it would bite me on the butt The moral here is that adults are big liars.
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    Product - Lelya @YelenaK17 · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... If you dropped a mercury thermometer, anyone who has ever used it would die.
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    Organism - @rhiannonmairi · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett rhi Humans have three noses. A main nose and two little, internal noses. "Those are called nostrils." "Then why do you say 'picking your nose' instead of 'picking your nostril'?" 13
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    Font - Tonya Kent @tonya_ck · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... Definitely thought that boys needed to squeeze their penises to pee and as long as they didnt squeeze it, they would be fine and therefore were lying when they said they couldn't hold their pee

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