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Sweet and Innocent Golden Lab Must Have Morbid Secret Double Life Because His Favorite Word is "M_rder"

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Serial k*llers are the scariest monster in waking life because they can be anyone of us. They could be walking amongst us at any moment. Apparently, if you meet one new person a day, you've may have already come across an unapprehended m*rderer. So what's one way we can find these menaces to society? Well, that's usually left to the authorities. But one woman is starting to have a sneaky suspicion that she may be already living with one… 

 

His name is Mav and he's a sweet innocent looking Golden pup. He has some reactivity to work through, but has been making more and more breakthroughs through training with his ma, Mel. She posts these glowing achievements on her TikTok, but it's not the expert level training that goes viral. Recently, she discovered that Mav seems to have a very excited reaction to a very concerning word: “M_RDER!"

 

 

Mav will be sitting there unfazed, inattentive, in fact, he can bee looking thoroughly bored as his mom tries to talk to him. However, the second she says the scary magic word, he looks at her with wanting eyes. She says “m*rder” and he says, “oh heck yes! let's go, ma! I'm ready to wreak havoc!” He doesn't just give her a look of pure pleasure of the word, but get's up and starts spinning in excitement. Even runs towards the door like he is ready to go convict a very horrible crime… Could this be the “Cujo” Stephen King wrote so feverishly about? You wouldn't think so because he looks like your classic good golden boi, but his reaction to such a horrid word is a bit concerning… 

 

“Why do we like this??”

 

Viewers are trying to explain the strange reaction Mav is having to this dark word, but none has truly explained it. One person suggested that maybe the word sounded a lot like “burger" and that's why Mav was getting excited. So Mel tried it out, and Mav did seem to get excited at the word “burger," but she only twirled with excitement and looks the happiest when the word was “m_rder.” 

 

Maybe it's the way she's saying the word to Mav and if she said any word in that way, maybe Mav would react the same? But still, it's difficult not to think the worst when you see just how excited this pup gets to this evil word… Can serial k*llers be reincarnated as dogs?? 

 

“Burger” vs “Murder”

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