12 Examples Of Obvious 'Humblebrags' On A Date

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  • 01
    Font - "It's weird because the less effort I put into my appearance, the more I get hit on. I seriously was in a bar last night with no makeup and sweats and guys were constantly coming up to me."
  • 02
    Font - "Deciding where to go on vacation is kind of hard when you can afford pretty much anything."
  • 03
    Font - "I just moved into a new apartment and it is so large that I need to get more furniture to fill it but I just don't have time to go shopping."
  • 04
    Font - "I don't have much of a relationship with my sisters because they are so intimidated by how successful I've become."
  • 05
    Font - "I own several vacation properties but it sucks because I am so busy I can never really enjoy them! I literally have forgotten about some of the places I own."
  • 06
    Font - "I didn't get to hang out with friends a lot because getting into Harvard as a white male was really hard."
  • 07
    Font - "Do they still serve drinks in coach? It's been so long since I flew in coach!"
  • 08
    Font - "Sorry I was a few minutes late. On my way here I saw a homeless person and had to stop to buy him a coffee."
  • 09
    Font - "Every single one of my ex's moms have told me they wish their daughter ended up with me."
  • 10
    Font - "I hate my Lambo! Police are ALWAYS pulling me over just because it's a lambo so they always think I'm speeding but l'm not!"
  • 11
    Font - "It's super humbling to think how I was only making about $80k when I graduated college and just looking back at how far l've come."
  • 12
    Font - "Doing taxes just really pisses me off. I always owe so much money back to the government because of the tax bracket I am in."

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