People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

Half of our job as children is to disappoint our parents. It's in our nature, what better is there a way to show them that we love them? We simply need to make embarrassing mistakes so that when we don't severely f**k something up, they can be proud! Do you see? Genius. This is what growing up is all about. Life is much more bearable when you realize that your parents are just people who decided to get down and dirty and bring more people into this world. There are definitely some boundaries that I prefer to keep with my parents, but they definitely get crossed on the regular. Oh well.

If you've ever thought to yourself, "Damn, I'm a disappointment," you might relate to these Tweets.

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    Font - Jennifer Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So I looked, and there, sitting cross-legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle. 10:23 PM · Jan 4, 2019 · Twitter for Android

    It's these kinds of moments that cause people to feel grateful that they don't have kids. It's a constant stressor. You leave them alone for like a split second and boom! They're drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle. I wouldn't know if I should be impressed or stressed. Probably a healthy mix of both.

    Via @JennMGreenberg
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    Font - a$hley da Gr8 ... @ASHHurance_ I FaceTimed my baby brother (3 y/o) and he was speaking with a British accent. I was like wth is going on • My daddy was like this damn Peppa Pig got this boy acting a fool 6:25 AM · Feb 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

    Imagine you just have a British brother who follows you around everywhere and you have to explain to people that nobody understands where his accent comes from. I gues we are partially raised by TV programs as well. But we all knew that on some level.

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