Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable

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    Font - aubrey @aubreybell therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago 11:44 PM · Jul 13, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 3,173 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 20.8K Likes
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    Font - Ashley C. Ford @iSmashFizzle My therapist asked me to consider that most people want to be kind & aren't trying to trap me. Sounds like a trap. 4:35 AM · Oct 13, 2018 · Twitter Web App 1,889 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 14K Likes
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    Font - Jordan Lancaster @jordylancaster Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* Therapy Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY 5:07 AM · Jul 25, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ziwe @ziwe my therapist told me to work on loving myself as much as i love beyoncé 9:05 PM · Apr 8, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,468 Retweets 270 Quote Tweets 7,576 Likes
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    Font - Alex, but online @Alex_but_online Therapist: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health Me:[finger guns] That's why I also bottle up the positive ones 11:54 PM · Mar 13, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Leslie Grossman @MissLeslieG If I cover myself with 10 weighted blankets at all times can I finally stop going to therapy 11:39 PM · Nov 25, 2018 · Echofon 576 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 4,927 Likes
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    Font - sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: <laughs at a joke said> Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, 1:48 AM · Mar 7, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker · Oct 12, 2018 THERAPIST: You need to learn how to love yourself. ME: You mean like buying myself lots of things and eating whatever I want THERAPIST: No that's not what- ME: Oooooh like building one-sided friendships that only benefit me THERAPIST: Wait- ME: Hey everyone l'm cured!
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    Font - jonny sun has a new book coming out in april! @jonnysun some days, the only power move you have on someone is to tell them "i talked my therapist about you" and never explain it any further 4:22 AM · Oct 5, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 921 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 6,336 Likes
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    Font - Kyle Y @KylePlantEmoji [first meeting with therapist] Therapist: I'm gonna need you to be completely honest with me Me: absolutely not, I need you to like me
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    Font - Conan O'Brien ... @ConanOBrien I told my therapist about my constant need to be liked and he said we can discuss it on the jet ski I bought him. 10:40 PM · Mar 12, 2019 · Hootsuite Inc. 782 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 12.9K Likes
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    Product - Vi @HonestlyVi Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized

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