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Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable

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    Font - aubrey @aubreybell therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago 11:44 PM · Jul 13, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 3,173 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 20.8K Likes

    Heck yeah @Aubreybell, this is one of the very best parts of therapy. Before you start going, you just think of yourself as a regular Joe doing regular things, and then your therapist shows you that NOPE. There is hella trauma to be uncovered, and now is just the perfect time to start. Sound relatable?

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    Font - Ashley C. Ford @iSmashFizzle My therapist asked me to consider that most people want to be kind & aren't trying to trap me. Sounds like a trap. 4:35 AM · Oct 13, 2018 · Twitter Web App 1,889 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 14K Likes

    Very suspicious 'therapizing' if you ask me. Then again if you're the kind of person who finds everyone's motives to be suspicious, it can be really hard to find a therapist you can trust. Or anyone, in general, your can trust for that matter. It's really a journey, and the sooner you start the better. It's sad but true.

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    Font - Jordan Lancaster @jordylancaster Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* Therapy Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY 5:07 AM · Jul 25, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ziwe @ziwe my therapist told me to work on loving myself as much as i love beyoncé 9:05 PM · Apr 8, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,468 Retweets 270 Quote Tweets 7,576 Likes
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    Font - Alex, but online @Alex_but_online Therapist: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health Me:[finger guns] That's why I also bottle up the positive ones 11:54 PM · Mar 13, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Leslie Grossman @MissLeslieG If I cover myself with 10 weighted blankets at all times can I finally stop going to therapy 11:39 PM · Nov 25, 2018 · Echofon 576 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 4,927 Likes
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    Font - sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: <laughs at a joke said> Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, 1:48 AM · Mar 7, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker · Oct 12, 2018 THERAPIST: You need to learn how to love yourself. ME: You mean like buying myself lots of things and eating whatever I want THERAPIST: No that's not what- ME: Oooooh like building one-sided friendships that only benefit me THERAPIST: Wait- ME: Hey everyone l'm cured!
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    Font - jonny sun has a new book coming out in april! @jonnysun some days, the only power move you have on someone is to tell them "i talked my therapist about you" and never explain it any further 4:22 AM · Oct 5, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 921 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 6,336 Likes
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    Font - Kyle Y @KylePlantEmoji [first meeting with therapist] Therapist: I'm gonna need you to be completely honest with me Me: absolutely not, I need you to like me
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    Font - Conan O'Brien ... @ConanOBrien I told my therapist about my constant need to be liked and he said we can discuss it on the jet ski I bought him. 10:40 PM · Mar 12, 2019 · Hootsuite Inc. 782 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 12.9K Likes
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    Product - Vi @HonestlyVi Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized

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