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Witty Disney Princess Memes Which May Very Well Ruin Your Childhood

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    Hairstyle

    Oh, this one hits hard. It has major 'You vs the girl he tells you not to worry about' vibes. But I love the creativity. We could spend days going over all of the questionable choices made in Aladdin. Such as middle-eastern stereotypes, cultural inconsistencies, the fact that nobody has an Arabic accent except for the villains. But I'll just stop there.

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    Hair - MUTE NAKED GIRL ON A BEACH SEEMS LEGIT I'LL PUT A RING ON IT

    Yep, this is a common theme in Disney princess movies. Kiss the princess while she's mute, sleeping, unconscious, held captive... Basically, if she seems like she can't fully consent you're all good to go.

    On another note though, Eric's eyes are very dreamy, and Ariel is a ginger queen!

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    Vision care - WHEN YOU'RE HUNGOVER ALL DAY @DRUNKDISNEY Advil onfon Tahlate m mg OTSA
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    Hair - Kristoff: Because I don't trust your judgement. Anna: Excuse me? Kristoff: Who marries a man she just met?
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    Human body - ITHINK THE CONDOM BROKE..
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    Hair - bippity boppity back the fuck up
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    Sky
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    Cartoon - funnyverticals I want do something for her. But what? Well, there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.
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    Face - trying to walk when you're drunk don't worry , I got this
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    Organism - I SAVED HIS LIFE, SOLD MY SOUL, LOST MY VOICE, GREW LEGS... AND HE maury STILL WON'T KISS ME!
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    Hair - I can show u the world Shiiiiidd I don't know Show me unpnone about that
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    Blue - Done with your shit.
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    Organism - Forget unrealistic expectations about romance, Disney taught me to explore alternate uses for my kitchen utensils
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    Organism - Evil queens are just Disney princesses who worked in customer service too long

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Maya's love for writing comes from her inability to contain all of her thoughts in her head. When she is not incorrectly guessing people's astrological signs and communicating through TikTok sounds, you can find her dancing her heart out in virtually any setting, and/or listening to musical theatre bops that she swears provide more serotonin than any other genre. Her dream is to keep writing, keep traveling, and keep oversharing with anyone that will listen.