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Iowa State University Police Department's Twitter Account is a Treasure Trove of Hilarious Tweets

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    Product - OLICY lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD If these are literally your grades, please call us ASAP! #finals me trying to save my grades this week
    Via @ISUPD
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    Doughnut - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD Instead of smoking weed today, eat a donut. Even better...have two! #GlazeltDontBlazelt #420 RETWEETS LIKES 4,865 6,244 8:52 AM - 20 Apr 2016 47 л ок 6.2K 80
    Via @ISUPD
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    Text - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD Report of an angry raccoon near 51 @FreddyCourtlSU. He's mad the dumpsters were emptied this morning. #poltwt RETWEETS LIKES 55 142
    Via @ISUPD
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    Product - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD Steal His Look. Valentino Leather Boots $1,345 Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt - $180 Stefano Ricci Dress Pants $1,495 POLICE ISU PD Patch Priceless Promaster Selfie Stick-$30 RETWEETS LIKES 435 93
    Via @ISUPD
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    Vehicle - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD Please dress appropriately today; temps range from the upper-teens to the mid-three hundreds. WHO HD 5:40 4 PM 25° NOON 331 179 LG RETWEETS LIKES 564 2,143
    Via @ISUPD
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    Text - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD Hungry crews are hard at work in LA. Eyes turn to @LAPDHollywood as prime suspects SEND DONUTS RETWEETS LIKES 58 342
    Via @ISUPD
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    Text - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD For when you're 0.3 seconds late for class RETWEETS LIKES 403 2,157
    Via @ISUPD
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    Vehicle - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about University of lowa POLICE To Barve & Petet JOWA STATE LNIERSE kA STNNEY LIKES RETWEETS 2,169 6,923
    Via @ISUPD
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    Text - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD #poltwt emma Fallow Gregold name a more iconic duo... I'll wait. KA RETWEETS LIKES 494 1,768
    Via @ISUPD
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    Advertising - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD It's not that we're breaking up with donuts, we're just seeing cupcakes on the side. SALTY SUL Prodae CUL Scratch CURDSIDE 855.833.5719 POLICE -SCRATCHCUPCAKERY.COM RETWEETS LIKES 40 237
    Via @ISUPD
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    Technology - lowaStateU Police Following @ISUPD Gettin' ready for break like: RETWEETS LIKES 247 782
    Via @ISUPD

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