The Most Ridiculous Products Targeted Towards Women
The marketing industry is one industry, selling women sh*t they definitely don't need since the beginning of time. Who's ready to go on an online shopping spree, where we ogle all things "for women" that don't really make sense? Then again, who are we to say what doesn't make sense for women? I'm sure some of you out there might actually be down for the products listed below. Perhaps they are the height of fashion, but I'm personally going in literally the opposite direction of these products. Except for maybe the booty wipes. They sound extremely innovative. Anyhoo, scroll down for my personal take on the most ridiculous products targeted towards women.
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Pink Power Drill For Women
In case you decide to leave the kitchen and try your hand at a power drill (which is usually exclusively for men), it's obvious that your dainty hands won't be effective enough unless your power drill is pink. Buy yours at Amazon.
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Women’s Energy Tea
A tea created to soothe emotional, psycho female energies? Sign us TF up! But thistea to chill out immediately. The males in your life will appreciate the effort you're making to quit bothering them with your negative feminine energies.
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Leg Avenue Women’s Knee High Casual Party Socks
Women definitely love cocktails, but something tells me this isn't the message being expressed in these socks. However, if you're a big fan of c*ck, then buy these iconic socks here.
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Corset Top Bustier Overbust Lace Up Corset
The last time I checked, we weren't in the 1800s. Can women even breathe in these things?! Anyone else remember when Elizabeth fainted and fell to her death in Pirates of the Caribbean because she was wearing one of these things? No thanks, I'm good! If you're going to a costume party, I'll admit that these come in handy. Buy this controversial red corset here.
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Gilette Daisy Women’s Disposable Razors
What makes this razor specifically for women? It's pink - duh! Anything pink is obvs for women. Anyone else wondering when we're abolishing the pink tax? Till then, you could buy these pretty in pink razors on Amazon.
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Booty Wipes For Women
Even our booties are too delicate for regular wipes! If infusing your butt cheeks with Vitamin E and aloe vera sounds up your alley, you can buy these booty wipes on Amazon.
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Mack’s Dreamgirl Soft Foam Earplugs
Did you know that female ears are significantly different than male ears? Me neither! But apparently, you can get your very own pair of soft foam 'Dreamgirl' earplugs for your delicate, feminine ears here.
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GearsOut Therapy Putty for Women
The only thing that could soothe the female psyche? Pink putty, of course! Any other color does not work with the female mind. Stop being psycho and buy your own on Amazon.
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Best Friend Blanket
I'm all about celebrating female friendship, but this doesn't seem practical at all. If you're literally attached to your best friend at the hip, however, this is a great gift - time to get on it now on Amazon.
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Crocs Women Literide Clogs
No woman - or human - should wear Crocs. I don't make the rules - I just enforce them. If you want to end your social life by buying Crocs, then by all means, lead the way and buy them here.
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Cute Liquor Flask For Women
Women can't enjoy alcohol unless they look cute doing it. Good thing this cute pink flask was invented for all the girly drinkers out there! Buy it here.
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Cute Inspirational Pens For Women
How would women be able to function without these inspirational quotes on their pens? I know I'd be completely lost without them. If you want to sparkle at your workplace, but these pens on Amazon.
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