Comedy Gems From The Land Of Yahoo Answers

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Apr 24, 2021 10:00 AM EDT

The internet can oftentimes be a place where people break out the kinds of questions you'd never encounter in a real life scenario. This can make for quite the absolutely ridiculous series of interactions. Due to the recent news that Yahoo News will be closing its gates forever come May 4th, we decided it was only right to pay homage to the strange land with all of its comical absurdity, by spotlighting some of the best interactions to come out of the site. 

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    Font - answers.yahoo.com yahoo!answers + Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when im eating dirt? 11 years ago: Did i ask you if i should eat dirt...no so answer my question idontknow123 11 years ago Favorite Answer why are you eating dirt... A 57 1 3
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    Azure - = YAHOO! ANSWERS < Polls & Surveys How can I get rid of my pinky toe? It's a useless toe,l want it out.
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    Font - Resolved Question What is a person from London called? S.R. 4 months ago P Report Abuse My neighbour is from London and he is called Rob. 4 months ago Ken B 0% 0 Votes 2 09 P Report Abuse
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    Font - yahoo!answers n Q + Help, I keep accidentally building shelves,l CAN'T STOP!!!!? I try to make a sandwich BOOM shelf I try to read a book BOOM shelf I try to drink orange juice BOOM shelf I try to write this description BOOM shelf I've already built 300 shelves in the past 4 days HELP!
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    Font - = yahoo!answers Q + Al asked in Pets > Reptiles 3 days ago I finally got away from the corn field? Ran out of corn field with my legs Answer A Save
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    Rectangle - Are there any foods that start with "th"? im just wondering... A ChelseaBoy 8 years ago Best answer thoup & thauthages,, Bo O 4 7 0 I 0
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    Font - = yahoo!answers Gold asked in Pets > Reptiles · 2 weeks ago to get rid of all a bats in my arttic should i buy 100 snakes and put them in my attic? Answer A Save 7 Answers Relevance v morgan 2 weeks ago Favorite Answer ***** you should buy one snake and swing it around like a wip
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    Font - ll Verizon 8:58 PM 1 0 50% A answers.yahoo.com YAHOO! ANSWERS Is it bad to be a gamer dad? 13 answers Video & Online Games
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    Font - = YAHOO! ANSWERS Q I saw a man so beautiful I started crying? I immediately felt compelled to give them the nine dollars I had in my purse and say 'you are the best looking person i have ever seen so i think you deserve it and i was going to buy my lunch with this but whatever' but decided against it. and then i started crying. i seriously cried for an hour. i ran to the bathroom and came out later and i was even more tired before. i was overtired and btw i am a girl. i dont know why i cr
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    Font - What if I'm actually a frog wearing a hat? 26 answers - 4 months ago
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    Rectangle - YAHOO! ANSWERS Liquid sandwich? would that be good? 15 answers Fast Food
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    Water - YAHOO! ANSWERS How do you get Youtube to come film you? I've been calling calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come.
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    Azure - YAHOO! ANSWERS How many "chugga"s do you say before you say "choo choo"? 8 answers · Languages
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    Font - YAHOO! ANSWERS Why does my ferret like to eat the food that's stuck in my teeth? 7 answers · Other Pets Answers I'm pretty sure its just hungry and it found food. Please clean your teeth better if you don't clean them that well. Also, don't let your ferret close to your face if your mouth is open. That might solve the problem. leelee · 3 days ago Why do you let him? Elaine M · 3 days ago Comment he is a qualified dental nurse patty · 4 days ago Comment v II
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    Font - YAHOO! ANSWERS Q Can i take a seagull from the beach and keep it as a pet? Hello, I have been at the beach these past few days, and see the seagulls everyday I go. They are very cute. I was just wondering if it would be okay for me to take one from the beach, and bring it home to keep as a pet. Thank you. 7 answers · Polls & Surveys
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    Rectangle - Resolved Question Show me another » How do i take care of my pet potato? i just got a pet potato but i dont know how to take care of it. Julia 2 weeks ago P Report Abuse
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    Font - Entertainment & Music > Polls & Surveys Ghost!!!!!! Ghos!!!! Ghost!!!!!.? Have you ever seen a Ghost!!
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    Rectangle - If i eat myself would i become twice as big or disappear completely? 2 years ago P Report Abuse
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    Rectangle - Resolved Question What animal is Sonic the hedgehog? I just need to know a short answer. 4 years ago
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    Rectangle - Resolved Question Show me another » My unicorn said he hated me? My unicorn said he hated me, he's been VERY rebellious lately. How do I handle this without damaging our relationship? 1 year ago P Report Abuse
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    Human body - If i got bitten by a 6 year old, will i turn into a 6 year old? A 6 year old bit me, will i turn into a 6 year old? And also, should i get medical help? * 2 following 5 answers
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    Font - Do you believe in love? Best answer: Yes... I love my dog very very very much! 361 answers Singles & Dating - 6 days ago
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