20+ Brand New Sentences From Internet Poets

Some people are just natural-born word wizards who can craft amusing witticisms in their sleep. Thanks to Twitter, Tumblr and subreddits like r/brandnewsentence, funny gems from low-key internet poetsare preserved and immortalized in screenshots that get passed around like any other meme. We've collected a handful of these 'brand new sentences' for anyone who's into quirky posts. 

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