Women Are Probably Booking More D*ck Appointments Than Doc Appointments

In today's modern dating scene where dating apps and hookup culture are all the rage, friends with benefits and one-night stands are all the rage right now for those who aren't interested in commitment. Women are taking the wheel when it comes to their sexcapades, which means they're booking their own d*ck appointments on a weekly basis. It seems like we're somehow more confident when it comes to booking d*ck appointments instead of doctor appointments. We should probably fix that and make it more of an equal balance because we shouldn't be having d*ck appointments regularly without regular check-ins. But I digress - scroll down for the funny sh*t the women of Twitter have to say about their recent and upcoming appointments. 

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