People Explain Why Club Promoters Are The Bane Of Their Existence

I love clubbingas much as the next woman looking forward to wild nights out on the town sponsored by all the liquor, but there's something I just can't figure one creature of nightlife out, and that creature is the club promoter. How does one get into this mysterious line of business, and how do they never get tired of it? What's the secret to having an endless amount of energy to recruit an endless amount of women every single night? The people of Twitter take a deep dive into the phenomenon that is a club promoter, and the results are hilarious. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about club promoters below. 

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