Spot-On Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Raising Twins

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    Rectangle - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried There's video of a woman in tears after an incident w a flight attendant, but she was flying w 15mo twins so she was probably crying already 1:08 PM · Apr 23, 2017 82
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    Font - Dad is Teaching @DadisGrumpy Replying to @ABashfulDragon and @wilw It's crazy how differently my wife and I are treated when we have the twins in public on our own. She's usually met with judgement and sympathy, while I get encouragement and smiles. I've literally had a stranger pat me on the back, and tell me l'm amazing/brave for being a dad. 3:27 PM · Aug 2, 2018
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    Photograph - Christina Evans @cakevans What it sometimes feels like to have twins. John Lee @johnleewriter If you think you have a headache, spare a thought for this guy #lp 7:49 PM Jul 10, 2017
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    Rectangle - Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell So a right-wing southerner and a liberal psych major walk into a bar... No joke here. My twins are home from college this week. Help! 3:50 PM · Mar 16, 2016 116
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    Font - Dad is Teaching @DadisGrumpy Miracle in Costco: Judgemental lady: Ugh. Are you buying FORMULA so you can drink all that WINE? *Looks at crying twins, stacks of groceries, and sleep deprived tearful wife* Me: I... Random stranger: *to me* I got this, bro. *To her* Go fak yourself. #faithrestored 3:26 AM Jul 31, 2018 143.3K
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    Rectangle - TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles How to respond to the question "Are they twins?" #parenting #twins How to res pond to the question "Are they Twins?" by twistedelgle.com One is a stont double The hospital had a "have one I dunno get one fre" offer I found them like this Well they've two difrent dads One is a really clever forgery What? There was only one when I lest the house 9:45 AM · Nov 24, 2016 1.6K
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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins One of my twins is 3" taller than the other + they have diff hair/eye colors, so when someone asks if they're identical, I always say "yes" 4:56 PM · Jun 16, 2017 554
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    Clothing - AlwaysSunnyinOhio @AlwaysSunnyinOH Replying to @RexChapman Yesterday one of my 2.5 year old twins was sick and out of daycare. He met his brother at the door for a hug and was asked "how are you feeling?" repeatedly. The sick little guy then helped his brother take off his coat. 89 ATHLETIO
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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins With twins, the only thing worse than having no candy is having only one piece of candy. 3:41 PM · Jan 26, 2015 103
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    Font - John Launer @JohnLauner 18 years ago I saw a cardiologist who asked me the powerful question "Is there anything else important I need to know about you?" I replied "We have 3 year old twins and I want to live to see them go to university." Yesterday my medical student son met him and told him I had. 8:05 AM · Mar 3, 2021 31.9K
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    Font - Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell Insurance Co: That claim was denied because you exceeded the number of people allowed with one birthday. Me: They're twins. IC: Rules are rules. 5:25 PM · Dec 1, 2017 O 415
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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins I have my twins 50% convinced they are actually triplets, and the third triplet is a vampire that lives in the attic 2:33 PM · Apr 8, 2019 89

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