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Spot-On Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Raising Twins

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    Rectangle - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried There's video of a woman in tears after an incident w a flight attendant, but she was flying w 15mo twins so she was probably crying already 1:08 PM · Apr 23, 2017 82

    Sure, it may have been that the flight attendant was outlandishly rude, but let's think for a minute. Is there any encounter with a flight attendant that can trump the stress of flying with two infant twins? Probably not.

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    Font - Dad is Teaching @DadisGrumpy Replying to @ABashfulDragon and @wilw It's crazy how differently my wife and I are treated when we have the twins in public on our own. She's usually met with judgement and sympathy, while I get encouragement and smiles. I've literally had a stranger pat me on the back, and tell me l'm amazing/brave for being a dad. 3:27 PM · Aug 2, 2018

    Yep, that sounds about right. A double standard for mothers and fathers. What else is new? I'm not sure if this is any different when there aren't twins. Fathers are praised for just not leaving their families, and moms are judged for not cutting the crust off of their children's PB&Js.

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    Photograph - Christina Evans @cakevans What it sometimes feels like to have twins. John Lee @johnleewriter If you think you have a headache, spare a thought for this guy #lp 7:49 PM Jul 10, 2017
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    Rectangle - Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell So a right-wing southerner and a liberal psych major walk into a bar... No joke here. My twins are home from college this week. Help! 3:50 PM · Mar 16, 2016 116
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    Font - Dad is Teaching @DadisGrumpy Miracle in Costco: Judgemental lady: Ugh. Are you buying FORMULA so you can drink all that WINE? *Looks at crying twins, stacks of groceries, and sleep deprived tearful wife* Me: I... Random stranger: *to me* I got this, bro. *To her* Go fak yourself. #faithrestored 3:26 AM Jul 31, 2018 143.3K
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    Rectangle - TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles How to respond to the question "Are they twins?" #parenting #twins How to res pond to the question "Are they Twins?" by twistedelgle.com One is a stont double The hospital had a "have one I dunno get one fre" offer I found them like this Well they've two difrent dads One is a really clever forgery What? There was only one when I lest the house 9:45 AM · Nov 24, 2016 1.6K
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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins One of my twins is 3" taller than the other + they have diff hair/eye colors, so when someone asks if they're identical, I always say "yes" 4:56 PM · Jun 16, 2017 554
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    Clothing - AlwaysSunnyinOhio @AlwaysSunnyinOH Replying to @RexChapman Yesterday one of my 2.5 year old twins was sick and out of daycare. He met his brother at the door for a hug and was asked "how are you feeling?" repeatedly. The sick little guy then helped his brother take off his coat. 89 ATHLETIO
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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins With twins, the only thing worse than having no candy is having only one piece of candy. 3:41 PM · Jan 26, 2015 103
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    Font - John Launer @JohnLauner 18 years ago I saw a cardiologist who asked me the powerful question "Is there anything else important I need to know about you?" I replied "We have 3 year old twins and I want to live to see them go to university." Yesterday my medical student son met him and told him I had. 8:05 AM · Mar 3, 2021 31.9K
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    Font - Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell Insurance Co: That claim was denied because you exceeded the number of people allowed with one birthday. Me: They're twins. IC: Rules are rules. 5:25 PM · Dec 1, 2017 O 415
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    Rectangle - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins I have my twins 50% convinced they are actually triplets, and the third triplet is a vampire that lives in the attic 2:33 PM · Apr 8, 2019 89

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