Funniest Ways People Failed At Everyday Tasks

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    Rectangle - cheetoburrito • 10y I ride my bike to work almost every day. T had a flat, so was taking the train one day and didn't notice until I was outside my building that I was wearing my bike helmet. 600 ...
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    Font - tin_dog • 10y Pushing doors when a big sign says 'Pull' 106 ... +
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    Rectangle - JakeTehSnake • 10y Just this morning I put some food in the microwave, it beeped and i went and opened the fridge looking for my food. 67
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    Human body - amarine88 · 10y I have stopped at a stop sign, waited about 2-3 minutes before I realized it wasn't going to turn green.
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    Font - [deleted] • 10y My wife has reading glasses and usually has a string that connects the back so that she can take them on and off and just hang them from her neck. One time she was using glasses without the string, and so when she wanted to take them off, she just dropped them from off of her face and they crashed to the ground. I've unwrapped a slice a cheese and then threw the cheese instead of the plastic into the garbage can. 4 184
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    Font - [deleted] • 10y "Here's your ticket, enjoy the film." -"Thanks, you too." or... "Hi" -"Hi how's it going?" "Good thanks, you?" -"Yeah good, what about you?" Also I got stuck in a revolving door once.]
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    Rectangle - kdguard · 10y Pushing by glasses back up only to realize l'm wearing contacts. 102 ...
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    Rectangle - gingerchris · 10y tripped on the same paving stone almost every day for a year, only when someone noticed and started laughing did I try and avoid it. This was until about a year ago. This morning I tripped on it again. 4 48 ...
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    Rectangle - greyskullmusic • 10y I've sat at a traffic light for literally 5 minutes waiting for it to turn green, only to realize it was a stop sign and not a light. 1 36 ...
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    Rectangle - Enturk • 10y I sometimes reach for or try to buckle up my seat-belt when there is no such thing (nor a serious need to do so). For example, I've done this when I first sit on a barstool. 19 ...
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    Font - BorderlineAmazing • 10y At work, I'll dial a phone number into the computer keyboard, enter an address into the office phone, and forget to change the fax machine out of "copy" mode, thereby making 385-5729 copies of a 10 pg fax. 企 43 ...
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    Font - RedDorf • 10y This morning I put my deodorant away - in the fridge. 1 272 ...
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    Font - morkskogen • 10y Constantly trying to upvote e-mails 1 127 ... +B
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    Rectangle - Tarandon • 10y Putting my hands underneath the tap and waiting for it to turn on. Then realizing it has knobs instead of infrared sensors. 4 77 ...
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    Font - [deleted] • 10y This morning I was leaving for class and forgot my shoes. Went back, put them on, realized l'd also left my keys on my desk. Grabbed them, took out my phone to check the time, put keys in pocket, ran out the door. Realized half an hour later that l'd now forgotten my phone. :/ 16 ...
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    Rectangle - furbywithcheese • 10y I've been known to look for my cell phone while talking on it. 412 ... +
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    Font - wethrgirl · 10y Finding that my hand is trying to use Ctrl Z in real life. 137 ... +
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    Font - splattypus • 10y car keys to open house door 29 ...
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    Font - ciaran036 · 10y Milk in glass, OJ in cereal. + 14 ...
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    Gesture - machzel08 · 10y 3 days ago i IMed my roommate to see if the cable modem was down ...
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    Font - _your_face • 10y EVERYTIME: pack up my leftovers at a restaurant, then walk out of the restaurant holding my water glass and leave my leftovers still sitting on the table... Then being let down after realizing all the waitresses weren't checking me out as l left, just watching a guy calmly steal a glass in plain sight with a big 'ol smile on his face. 8 ...
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    Font - statatthat • 10y My car goes through a quart of oil about every 2 gas tanks. I often purchase a soda and a quart of oil together. Poured motor oil in my mouth, twice. I suppose it's better this way than the soda in the oil tank. 10
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    Rectangle - SKRAMACE • 10y When my inlaws redid their kitchen, they leveled the floor where there was once a step. I still stomp where the step was. 1 144
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    Font - BlackWaltz • 10y I'm so used to saving my work often, that I catch myself hitting ctrl+S when I am on certain websites. 29
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    Handwriting - powerlines56324 · 10y Back in high school, one of my friends tried to place a phone call on her calculator. She didn't realize this until I pointed it out to her. 11 ...

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