Twitter Thread: Real World Implications Of The Avengers

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mattstaff
May 9, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

Naturally, the Marvel movies portray all those iconic superheroes in such a way that there can oftentimes be a skimming over of the finer details, finer details that look like a whole lot of busted mailboxes and cars. If you have someone like Thanos roll into town to square off against the Avengers, you can pretty much count on your local grocery store being uprooted from the literal face of the earth. Also, probably every other store. 

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    Font - Viral Tweets caleb CAP 4 @alpineswinter i feel like if the avengers were real we'd all really really hate them 3:13 PM · 4/26/21 - Twitter for iPhone 9,556 Retweets 2,295 Quote Tweets 119K Likes
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    Cartoon - nostrameep @samtheecaptain - 15h Replying to @alpineswinter me watching cap use my car as a springboard: 13 17 632 16.8K 1,
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    Organism - hero support @callme_charlize · 12h Replying to @alpineswinter when Spider-Man uses my car as a springboard but my avengers auto insurance only covers Cap, Hulk, and Tony 12 17 637 15.1K 1 book reaper @Mcillibrarian - 12h "Sorry, ma'am, but that's covered by the Phase 3 package, which you declined." 17 119 7,853 1 LO
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    Output device - Shannon @Super_Shanko 8h Replying to @alpineswinter Just imagine you're in a coffee shop to hide out and you see Hulk doing this with your car. 3,796 views 1 27 2 94
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    Font - *Hermo @Lucky70245076 · 6h Me when the avengers tear up the block for the 6th time this week and i finally paid off my car 1 L7 95 4,058 1 Show replies ...
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    Sleeve - The Hex Girls ft.Richie @Richie_sequel Replying to @alpineswinter me thinking about how imma get to work because hulk decided to throw my car at a space ship
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    Motor vehicle - Dezmond Gomez @DezmondG... 7h ... Replying to @alpineswinter they gon say they saved the city after doing this 1 2I 22 797
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    Jaw - Rad jazz cat @CeoOfStanTwt 10h Replying to @alpineswinter Me after I watch Iron Man literally level the apartment building next to me: 27 2 109
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    Product - Zoe {She/They} @_idk3ither_ · 11h Replying to @alpineswinter Me watching Scarlet Witch throw someone through my neighbor's house: 11K 96364064 (chuckles) I'm in danger. 17 158 4,707 1
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    Forehead - @jeneric03 · 1h jenna Replying to @alpineswinter Me watching the hulk rip my mailbox out of the ground to smack an alien Inervous laugh] 12
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    Watch - Mindd Kidzag @MinddKidzag · 9h Replying to @alpineswinter Me watching my car fall into a ice planet by Doctor Strange's portal: 27 80 2,179 1
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    Hand - BL M Replying to @alpineswinter Bri @rottenstra.. ·3h me watching flying debris from the avengers fighting hit my brother:
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    Facial expression - nat @lombabylon · 21h Replying to @alpineswinter Me watching a funny movie then remembering my car got destroyed by the avengers 7 17 441 14.1K 1,
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    Nose - Laughty @Laughty12 - 3h Replying to @alpineswinter Me watching the avengers destroy every building in sight except for my place of work 27 1 8
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    Organism - Titanium Delo @TitaniumDelo · 6h Replying to @alpineswinter and @bestofkey Me on my way to help thanos after hulk smashed through my living room as soon as i hooked up my PS5 3
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    Personal protective equipment - BE BETTER PROTECTED FROM MAYHEM. LIKE ME
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