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48 Ways to Be a Complete Dickhead

These people are dickheads and assholes. You should not aspire to be them. 

However, you should sensibly chuckle or shake your head condescendingly at these idiots and their actions.

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    Land vehicle - Cunts looking for his keys
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    Beach - A beach in Key West that was trashed by spring breakers this past weekend.
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    Food - I left an a bucket of chicken with only a biscuit in it in the fridge, Needless to say, my sister found it and decided to leave me a message thaught KFCS it's fine 2 C
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    Text - Hannah Rose A guy I put in the friendzone a year ago almost got a GF today so I told him I like him. I don't...But I need him just in case #BackupPlan 9:17 PM 17 Jan 15
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    Birthday
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    Food - My family assumed I would eat everything... AMILY SIZE AIDWICH Not Not tephex Pecan Net for Stephen Not For Stepher Stephen Bak Panut But Chocolate Chunk Cookies NET E ICE Not for
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    Brickwork - P en is Dining Hall
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    Heat - Looks like my neighbour's ex boyfriend is back in town
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    Footwear - FORST CLASS MAIL DIPLOMA- DO NOT BEND
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    Bookselling - JUNBO OVES LOHS JUNBO
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    Poster - UFC 193 UFC WORLO BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPIGNSP ROUSEY &HOLM WORLD STRAWWELGNT CHAMPISHP JEDRZEJCZYK LETOURNEAU Oy 14 SAT PER-VIEW
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    Food - Donut thief at work is going to face justice tomorrow ainsbury's American style mustard by Sainsbury's sAPASTEISCAES BAKERY
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    Food
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    Food - Adan Callun + naLd these toolay Happy April Fools Bay Love Mum
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    Red
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    Ceramic - Deniz was oll Over 4his dent tac
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    Property
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    Land vehicle - Love the new dent. .. LO
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    Fashion accessory - Easy ways to prank the kids this April Fool's Day! Wrap grapes like Easter eggs to put in the lunchbox DEC
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    Food - weis ORIGINAL USTARD They won't suspect a thing.
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    Blue
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    DO NOT PUT YOUR CHEWING GUM IN THE URNALS PLEASE USE THE BINS PROVIDED THANKS FACILITIES
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    Sky - YES, HE IS DRYING HIS SOCKS ON THE PLANE'S WINDOW
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    Land vehicle
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    Display device - rant to One is Google Chrome... The Rest are Internet Explorer. LET TH SAMBUNG
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    Water - EO erLE Dunk Plain ofhpaste ro owwae
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    Text - Sooo hit yow car an Sompn is watein so l'm writing twis nok. bah, olah, blah, shil wtching.. yayl they're gone Sorny dude! Here some free Soap.. hom sqp Lavender
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    Food - My husband is a monster Spllsafe
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    Brussels sprout
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    WELCOME HOME FROM REHAB Porn is Areal dtIOn CHRIST
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    Food - I left an a bucket of chicken with only a biscuit in it in the fridge, Needless to say, my sister found it and decided to leave me a message thaught KFCS it's fine 2 C
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    Food
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    Every day I leave a little pile of pebbles on my co-workers desk. And he has no idea where it comes from, or why it's there
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    Green - Michaelanne @MichaelanneMc 1 Feb 2013 I asked my husband to stir my drink, aaaaand this is what he did. Thank you. Exactly what I had in mind. t 7
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    Product - Haah's Hade SUA Balt Spray shrimp Scen Fopical Mist Orcat For 3 Salt Wa
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    Land vehicle - Please Return Carts Here. TOYOTS
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    Meal - THE RESTAURANTCLOSES AT10:00 THANK GOD WE GOT HERE AT 9:55 MEMEFUL.COM
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    Banana family - My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house What type of passive aggressive monster...
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    Bottle
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    Cage
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    Photo caption - Harley Morenstein Yesterday at 20:03 Instagram It was more important to her to have her shoes in the pic than the top of my head. 61,7K Likes 3,2K Comments
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    Drink - Glten Free Nestle Nesqu Strawberry das OUTSIO SAUCE MILD eelimt ndlon brar laughing THIRR
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    Product - Welchs Welclu Welch's % alce Welch's Grape Drink 100 00% Julce CRAPE 100% Julce CAAP Grape 100% Julce CRAP 100% Julce CRAPE Grape Drink Grape Drinks 100% Julce CRAPE 100% Julce CRAPE 100% Julce CRAP Grape Drink 100% Julce CRAPE Grape Drink Healthy Balance 100% Julce CRAPE Grape JORF
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    Product - March - 20n $24.35 per night SHgn Some people just want to watch the world burn Sping Build a Snowman!!! SATURDAY FEB 12 3PM Destroy a Snowman!! UP SATURDAY, FEB. 12 4PM AMEET N THE LOeay
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    Product
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    Product
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    Snapshot
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    Face - 6
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