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Funny Yet Informative Viral Tweets About Cats Domesticating Themselves

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    Font - james tison like "tyson" @doioweyoumoney ... Everyone wants to talk about "gaslighting," nobody wants to talk about "how cats domesticated themselves and modeled their meows off of human baby cries to better manipulate our emotions." 4:06 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter Web App 15K Retweets 811 Quote Tweets 115.6K Likes

    Let's be real, it's better to talk about cats than any other subject ever. No matter what it is, switch it out with talking about cats, and everyone will have a much better time, we promise you. Even the cat haters in the crowd would have so much more fun, because cats just have that effect on people. That's another fun fact about cats. Is it verified? Yes, by us.

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    Font - NadineMorgan @NMorganCreates ... Replying to @doioweyoumoney and @drunkandcoding My favourite cat fact is when they studied to see if cats can be trained to do tricks. They absolutely can, they can solve problems etc. They just don't want to hour to hour, day to day, and can't be manipulated by rewards because they know that's what they are. 9:45 PM May 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 181 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 2,979 Likes

    Of course they can do tricks. But they are way too smart for that. They see those cats on TV who do tricks and simply laugh at them, thinking that they're fools who have caved to the humans instead of trying to take over the world. We will give them treats anyway - because we're whipped - and they know it. 

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    Font - ... @Chalkarts Replying to @doioweyoumoney The fact that a cat can walk into your house and be like "I live here now" and most people just go buy food and litter for them and let them, is pretty impressive as an evolved trait. 7:10 PM · May 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 585 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 8,424 Likes
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    Organism - Sarah Adams @SarahJoyAdams Replying to @doioweyoumoney Did you hear the NPR report about rescue animals? They concluded that cats were superior to dogs in locating victims BUT they "are unmotivated to please their handlers." as search and So..uh.totally useless in an actual emergency. 2:28 AM May 9, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 268 Retweets 35 Quote Tweets 4,704 Likes
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    Rectangle - your fully vaxxed pal, jenny tomorrow @jenny_tomorrow Replying to @SarahJoyAdams and @doioweyoumoney I love this so much. "I know where Tony is but I don't feel like telling you" 3:13 AM May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 48 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 2,071 Likes
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    Font - Chest Rockwell @ReedRothchildrn Replying to @doioweyoumoney It works. It gets me out of bed to do whatever necessary to shut him the fuck up. 8:12 PM · May 8, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Cat - Chris Hanson @eschaton | Black Lives Matter Replying to @doioweyoumoney If you raise a mountain lion kitten as if it were a housecat, you get a mountain lion that acts like a housecat. That should tell you all you need to know about cats claiming to be "domesticated," they just don't eat us because we're bigger and useful and we love them for it. KITTEN O TOY SAUCE -
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    Cat - Joey @Joey_Aiello ... Replying to @doioweyoumoney and @chaotic_sub trashcanpaul Evolution can you give me ability to mimic baby monkey To lure monkey into ambush? Actually tricks Yeeees. monkey into providing food and shelter like a boss LUXURYTIME 7:03 PM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 314 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 3,557 Likes
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    Rectangle - Could use a nap @aggiegrrrl Replying to @doioweyoumoney I had one cat teach *me* that he wanted to play fetch.
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    Font - T. L. Woods @scribeofshadows Replying to @aggiegrrl and @doioweyoumoney I had a cat do that, BUT not if anyone else was in the room. Only for me. She refused to be undignified in front of guests. 7:07 AM - May 9, 2021 Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - FemiNinja @HoopsMilo Replying to @doioweyoumoney Cats actually communicate with kittens by meowing but adult cats don't meow at each other. It's thought that your cat views you as a kitten who needs to meowed at 3:23 AM May 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Deku dayz 18 @DemDekuDayz Replying to @HoopsMilo and @doioweyoumoney So you telling me- person *giving* them food, someplace to lay on, and something to shit and piss on are their kid? These fools be thinking that the 4:57 AM May 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android
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    Cat - Chris Dowling @ChrisDowling66 ... Replying to @doioweyoumoney Educate yourselves people!!! Cats will be our downfall. And I will go down to the sound of purring. So say Josie and Fiona.


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