The Most Unprofessional Things Doctors Actually Said To Their Patients

Most people don't love having to go to the doctor, but there are plenty of ways the experience can be made less stressful. Usually, a good doctor is super calming and makes the appointment not feel awkward at all, even if they have to put their finger in some ungodly places. A chill doctor will probably hit you with a couple of ice-breakers to loosen you up a bit, and they usually work. But sometimes, just like the rest of us, doctors go a little too far... and then it just gets weird.

On Reddit, people are sharing the most unprofessional things their doctors really said to them, and warning: You may experience some second-hand cringe.

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Reddit user u/Thewavesofthesea_2 was the one who asked people to share the most unprofessional thing a doctor had ever said totem. It seems people had a lot of awkward moments to share since there were over 7.9k responses in 18 hours.

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You see, the doc probably shouldn't have said this. Some things are better kept to oneself. I would just say a doctor's appointment is probably never going to be the location to reference your sexual awakening. But weirder things have happened I suppose.

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