Here's How Hour-Shower People Fill Their Time In There

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May 26, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

We've all had strange shower thoughts, but not all have us have spent an hour or more in there. Personally, my skin turns into a prune after too long. So we have a question for those shower-hour people - what the heck are you doing in there for so long?! Because if there's some sort of shower party, we want in. On a Reddit thread, Redditors who take long AF showers were more than willing to share what they're doing in there. Scroll down for their hilarious responses. 

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    Font - r/AskReddit · Posted by u/PyxlwasTaken 19 hours ago 36 34 3 40 A 45 People who take an hour showering, what do you do? nsfw
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    The question of the hour!!! Scroll down for hilarious shower pastimes. 

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    Gesture - Mechagodzilla_3 18h O 3 & 72 More Hmmmm, hot water
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    Duh!!! How could we not think of this earlier? The answer was always right in front of us the whole time. 

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    Smile - 6ThrowMeAway19 · 18h 3 В & 3 More I have conversations, do interviews, argue(and I win everytime), dance, sing, do ted talks and just stare into a void of darkness.
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    Mammal - smol_boi-_- · 18h 5 4 S 5 E 2 I put the water in my mouth and spray it around the shower.
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    Head - gracisto · 18h 2 4 4 3 2 I just sit down and stare at the wall sometimes
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    Gesture - AlexStratako · 17h 3 3 2 2 So much shaving
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    Facial expression - Disregard-my-opinion · 18h 3 O & 6 More 30min at most is my max, when my allergies are really bad and I'm trying to steam out my sinuses so I can breathe for the rest of the day. What I'm doing is blowing my nose and winning imaginary arguments.
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    Font - internet_void · 18h O 5 a 3 8 & 3 More Having comebacks come to my brain about fights 3 years ago
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    Smile - WattebauschXC · 17h Shower for 10 Minutes and then mentally prepare 50 Minutes for the daily interaction with People.
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    Smile - · 18h 4 I usually just stand there winding down my day (I take showers before bed) and process everything that happened. Helps me relax and sleep.
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    Smile - v1be · 16h · edited 10h 4 a 3 & 45 More Make a bucket on my chest and let it fall once it's full Edit:Boobies not required (Source:me)
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    Font - forgott · 17h S I was engaged to someone who legit would shower for an hour every single time without fail. She would wash and shampoo and then just stand there for an extended period of time. Legit, stand and stare. I dont think she realized how long she was in there. She did stuff like that a lot though and was constantly late for things, would pause in-between actions and just kind of stare off for a bit. _(OS the answer to your question though is usually "Nothing"
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    Font - sassquire · 14h I have ADHD and I do this exact thing, its just daydreaming but WAY more frequent and hard to control. My showers would easily be over an hour until I started bringing in an egg timer with me into the bathroom. I even do the pause-between-actions thing frequently, my mind just jumps from thought to thought and sometimes I literally just stare and think about nothing. It's literally compulsive and I don't even notice sometimes that I'll stop and zone-out after like every ot
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    Product - DowntownDingbat · 16h 3 27 12 & 25 More Stand under the warm water and scream internally in existential crisis
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    Font - NecVoluerunt · 15h I'm 6'7" and don't have appropriate shower at home (i have a bathtub, in which I obv don't fit). When I travel, I usually choose a hotel where there is a massive shower with tons of headspace and then I take 2 showers a day for at least 45mins to 1h just to feel like a human. It's the small things in life ppl...
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