Tales From Customer Service Workers Roasting Obnoxious Customers

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    Font - gluten-free-pussy I know for a fact I've told this story on here before but l'll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked "cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma'am?" And she said "that's none of your business." And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

    How dare this worker to ask such a PERSONAL question! If he was really a skilled customer service worker, he would have let her leave without paying at all! That is the scenario these obnoxious customers expect to take place most of the time.

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    Shelf - Photo Albums ami bo WWETER D TOU AE STHE E

    This picture does not need a description. But we need to address it anyway. Has this woman just had a hard day? Is it her very first time at Target? Or is she just entitled and doesn't think this is weird at all. Either way, we're impressed because that looks heavy.

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    Font - Aavash @ohmygoshaavash So I was at Walmart earlier A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replied with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead." Made my week 6:44 PM Nov 16, 2017 from Vernon, TX 331.7K
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    Font - clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do... lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: l'm sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I'm not an idiot. Me: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to - Client: Look If you can't lemonade these papers for me then I'll go somewhere else! Me: Do you mean... laminate? a clientsfromhell 606,024 notes May 31st, 2021
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    Font - fravit: pleasefireme: Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us. sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese E xoannaababyy Source: pleasefireme 267,237 notes May 31st, 2021
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    Font - lesbianshepard: Just heard a customer two aisles over go "Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn't shatter when you drop it" followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail. 3 luckiselki Source: lesbianshepard 152,191 notes May 31st, 2021
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    Font - Dominic Pettman @DominicPettman This morning, the young barista woman told me that a customer came in with a mask, but not wearing it. When she asked the customer to put on her mask please, the woman said: "Why? There's no-one in here." 12:56 PM Jul 16, 2020 132.2K Tenacious Grace @TenaciousGrace Replying to @DominicPettman and @Cato_of_Utica That customer not seeing the barista as a "someone" very much tracks with my anecdotal experience of non-mask wearers. 1:27 PM Jul 16, 2020 20.6K
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    Font - spark-of-jenius Oh, I've got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her address, instead demanding that we do it at our location. And hung up when I tried to explain that her floors were attached to her house. Let that sink in for a second.
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    Font - Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock Hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct and expected the museum to have a live one on display 9:40 PM · Feb 15, 2020 213.5K
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    Font - Kailey @xxkaileyx Replying to @baz00per A lady tried return a empty lipstick. I told her no. She said she was allergic. I pointed out she was wearing it. She called me a fat whale and hope I died. I was 8 months pregnant. Yes, I got in trouble by my manager 7:20 PM · Aug 27, 2019 40
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    Font - Melissa Luna @Moonpie_Luna Jul 15, 2020 Replying to @decentbirthday (1/2) When I worked at Dunkin' Donuts I had a lady cut off a pregnant woman in the drive thru to beat her to the window, she threw a latte at the the girl working the window and demanded to speak to the manager... Melissa Luna @Moonpie_Luna (2/2) she then complained to him that the night before she had purchased a HOT latte because she was planning on drinking it early the next morning.. then in the morning she goes to dr
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    Font - veterinaryhumor: z0mbie-stripper-queen: sarahsquarah: So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog" She forgot to bring her dog with her To the vet I'm dying omg O I mean, we've all forgotten to take our pets HOME with us, but this is special veterinaryhumor Source: sarahsquarah 244,130 notes May 31st, 2021
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    Rectangle - dalishpariah we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fk
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    Rectangle - C Collegefession @collegefessing "One time a customer tried to get out of tipping me by saying "i don't speak English" so I show him and say "tip/money" he still acts like he doesn't get it and says "Français" so I start talking in French and HE FREEZES THE FK UP BC HE DOESNT SPEAK FRENCH BROKE AIS" 12:47 AM · Nov 20, 2019 947
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