Unpatriotic Citizens Share the Moments When They Can’t Help but Feel Proud to Be an American

The United States of America… It's just hasn't felt so united in a while, to say the least. Things are chaotic in this country right now and it's getting harder and harder to feel patriotic. It's impossible to walk into any one of the 50 states and find all of its residents agreeing on the same political beliefs. It's just not possible and this country was never built for that anyways. But times are just a mess right now… 

However, there are a few things that might reignited that red, white, and blue flame in you, even if it's only for a moment. Imagine having just been in Europe for the past couple of weeks. You had a great time, but you didn't realized until you returned to America that you missed central air conditioning and ice in your drinks SO much. The second you feel the cool breeze inside your home from that AC unit, or taste the crips cold refreshing glass of ice water—USA! USA! RED, WHITE, AND BLUE MOTHER F***ER! THESE COLORS DON'T BLEED!" 

Boarding an Airplane:

Marine Carwash:

Food Stamps:

It's truly the little things that count. You work for the U.S. military? You get to board airplanes first and get discounts all over. Oh it's a hot day and you need your caffeine? Only in America can you find yourself a tasty lil satisfying coldbrew or iced coffee just around any corner. You're welcome.

Military Discount:

Iced Coffee:

Cheering During the Olympics:

Red, White, & Berry Smirnoff:

Central Air Conditioning:

Free Water at Restaurants:

Any Time a British Person Tries to Talk Sh*t: