Brand-New, Innovative Methods To Chill TF Out The Right Way
I don't know about you guys, but the classic relaxation methods just aren't working for me. Like, I don't need yoga - I need a vodka soda, STAT. Apparently, that's frowned upon because society is always watching and judging me. I'm sorry people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.
We're all just balls of anxiety on the verge of exploding, but I'm not gonna let that explosion happen. Because I love you ladies so much, I've come up with brand-new, better ways to calm TF down, instead of the boring sh*t that the professionals came up with because those are such a drag. Enjoy my genius, and seize the day!