45 Hilarious Mother’s Day Memes For Tired Mamas Celebrating the Countdown Until the Nest is Empty

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    AINT NO HOOD LIKE MOTHERHOOD
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    Good moms let you lick the beaters... Great moms turn them off first.
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    This Mother's Day, May you enjoy a luxurious bath without someone screaming, eat a meal while it's still warm alone in blissful peace. & poop
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    RAISING KIDS IS LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK. JURASSIC PARK.
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    Children are the only people that can bring you to the brink of insanity and you will still love them tomorrow. MothersQuotes.com
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    MOTHER'S DAY GIFT IDEAS: 1. ALONE TIME 2. MORE TIME TO BE ALONE 3. COUPONS FOR ALONE TIME 4. A NAP... ALONE
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    Happy Mother's Day to someone whose parts I hope have returned to their original shape and location. someecards
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    When you realize it's Mother's Day Huzzah! My Mom
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    My cousin is a florist and this is his Mother's Day marketing campaign lol THE WOMAN 'CUZ OF YOU WIPED YOUR BUTT SHE DESERVES A BOUQUET SHE PEES WHEN SHE COUGHS SEND HER FLOWERS
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    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO THE NON-TRADITIONAL MOMS OUT THERE... AUNTS, SINGLE DADS, COUSINS, STEPMOMS, GRANDMAS, FOSTERS, GODMOTHERS, ET. AL, YOU ARE HEROES TODAY AND EVERYDAY!
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    "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~Phyllis Diller HOMEMADE-GIFTS-MADE-EASY.COM
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    MOTHERHOOD. IT TAKES PATIENCE, HUMOR, AND A LOT OF WET TOWELETTES. PureWow
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    All she wanted for Mother's Day, was to be drunk. BLUNTCARD
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    I hope a mediocre Mother's Day brunch can help negate 364 days of smug ingratitude. someecards
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    I always knew I'd have good looking offspring one day but , | really impressed myself. Go me. someecards user card
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    Happy Mother's Day to someone smart enough to avoid motherhood. someecards
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    Happy Mother's Day to all my your ecards someecards.com WeKnowMemes
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    LADIES THE DAY IS YOURS HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY memeshappen.com
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    On Mother's Day Stripped of her youth. her energy and her money. she quietly reflected on the joys of kids.
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    Happy Mother's Day. Sorry I wrecked your your ecards someecards.com
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    When you forgot about Mother's Day and didn't get your mum a present: I am the gift.
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    Here's a list of things your mom wouldn't do for you:
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    Because of you, I sometimes pee when I sneeze. Or cough. Or laugh. Happy freakin' Mother's Day to me. your ecards someecards.com
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    WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM
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    HAPPY F&CKING MOTHER'S DAY* @popsugar
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    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Тваква for being sucha great pet mom!
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    WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.
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    Happy Mother's Day
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    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY BEHIND THAT HOCKEY MASK THERE IS STILL A MAMA'S BOY.
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    Happy Mother's Day to all the moms of dogs, cats and other fur babies. someecards user card
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    Happy awkward Mother's Day to all the stepmothers out there. someecards
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    when you're hardcore af but you still love your mother MURDER
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    MAY YOUR MOTHER'S DAY BE MORE PLEASANT THAN CHILD BIRTH digitalmomblog.com
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    moth.er /mǝTHǝr/ - noun OTHEQUADSHOTMом 1) One badass woman doing the work of many. For free. With no labor rights and terrible bosses. See also: hot-mess, -show
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    That awful moment when you realize this IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys. FB/Sue Fitzmaurice, Author
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    Dinner again? But I fed them yesterday!
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    and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End.
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    Call your mother and say something nice! And remember that it's your fault that she pees a little everytime she sneezes. Love and sacrifice! your ecards someecards.com
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    It's like my mom always said, "What the.... is wrong with you?"
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    I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
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    remember, sweetheart... mommy loves you, but she doesn't have to like you
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    Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as "getting dressed" someecards user card
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    walk faster... the children are catching up
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    You are Loved, You are Enough, You are Seen, You are Appreciated, You are Needed! Happy Mother's Day!

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