Amusing Instances of Kids Being Impressively Dumb

Little kids can be pretty damn stupid. But, to be fair, most of them have only been alive for a few years, give or take. As toddlers, we all said and did batshit ridiculous stuff that we'd never get away with now—like cutting up every extension cord in the house for absolutely no reason or burying your baby brother in a pile of flour. Or, my mom's favorites - peeing in the heating vent or creating our own murals in the living room with her permanent markers. To be honest, we kind of envy some of these dumb kids. Would it not be nice to fully indulge the sudden urge to throw a cup of soda across the room without having to worry about the looming consequences? Sigh. At least we can live vicariously through these laughable examples of kids being impressively stupid. As a bonus, the stories may serve as a sort of reminder to use birth control. The stupidity might be funny on the internet, but we don't necessarily envy parents.

Posted by Mel Dawn

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$Property - Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte Your kids are going to do things they shouldn't. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. |田田/ R. C. Massicotte (b. 2011) Interrupted House, 2017 Marker on latex paint Gifted to his parents, by surprise. Nov. 13".$

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